Happy Valley has kept me a satisfied customer since I introduced Hottie into my collection over a year ago, and now for this review I’ll be informing you about my adventures with another wonderful creation of theirs, the Big Boy dildo.

At first sight, intimidating Big Boy certainly lived up to his name as I carefully inspected and held him in my own timid hands. This dildo, much like the last one I’d reviewed from Happy Valley, was incredibly shiny and smooth. Its silver silicone swirls curved up its large shaft ensuring maximum G-spot enjoyment, while at the same time creating perhaps a more true-to-life form. More importantly, Big Boy fit comfortably in my beloved Jaguar harness, concealing an extremely well-placed secret weapon, an intensely strong bullet vibrator. I stared at it in between my legs nervously, glancing at my girlfriend who was both terrified and intrigued by its size. Though Big Boy’s six-inch insertable length was not too frightening, his five-inch circumference was another story. By this time, my girlfriend was writhing around beneath me, the vibrating tip of my cock teasing her clit. She wanted it, was begging for it. So I relented, slowly inserted the lube-soaked Big Boy into her, heard her gasp at every inch.

We were both surprised at how easily and painlessly it slid in and out. The lube was, of course, water-based therefore sublimely compatible with silicone toys. I’d recommend using a substantial amount if you are at all intimidated by larger toys, as my girlfriend and I sometimes are. We found that the Big Boy was able to pinpoint our sweetest spots and enable incredibly hot, hard strap-on sex. The bullet also works like a charm, especially in lower sitting harnesses such as our own Jag. With so many positive qualities, the Big Boy makes a great addition to any sex toy collection!