No, seriously. It's got all the qualities of a ring--shiny, metal, comes in a padded satiny box complete with ribbon and card...

This classic dildo from Luxotiq is all a girl (or guy!) could want. A bulb sits at each end and tapers toward the middle. The smaller end, at approximately 3 1/2 inches around, is easily insertable. The larger end, at 4 3/4 inches, is a challenge you'll want to conquer. Both ends taper and then widen in hourglass shape towards the 4 inch circumference in the middle section.

With a smooth texture and all that tapering this baby slides in easily and painlessly. The bulbs on either end even double as convenient handles. Enjoy it slowly, taking in every curve of the metal--or add a dab of lube and use the slick surface for hard, fast thrusting.

The metal of this toy (aircraft grade aluminum, it says on the included card) isn't quite as heavy as steel but is definitely more weighty than your average dildo. It feels absolutely exquisite inside: filling, contouring to natural curves, slick and smooth. This also means a little dab of lube will go a long way--and all your favorites are compatible, though I'd recommend one that's water-based.

This dildo can also be heated or cooled for added sensation. Run it under warm or cool water and make sure to test the temperature somewhere less sensitive before play. The metal will also heat up with your body while inside.

Another great thing about this dildo is the fact that it's so easy to clean. Wash it with soap and water or pop in the top rack of your dishwasher and it's ready to go. Boil it to sterilize. It even comes with a soft pink cloth (which matches the pink interior of the box) for wiping it off.

Overall I give this toy a fantastic five stars out of five. It's fun, has a few different possibilities with the different-sized ends, is easy to use and clean, and feels fabulous.

And it's even shiny!

I loved this dildo. Along with all the other perks it offers, it feels amazing inside. I was able to take both ends in without problem, though the large end is definitely not for beginners since it can't be worked up to from that end.