Summary: This is a pleasing addition to anyone who is down for a bigger size. Unfortunately, the electronics make it so that buzzing is not going to be its main use. I love the feel and size, but without the buzz, it's just not quite the boss toy it could be. Still, the size and shape still make it a fun one to have in my arsenal. Get it? Arse?

Suction cup kinda works, batteries not included.


Packaging:
It comes pleasantly packaged in your average sex toy in a sex shop box. There's a nice diagram describing the different vibration settings. A few comments about it being silicone. As far as I can tell, it is silicone, indeed. The toy requires three AAA batteries that aren't included.

Buzz: The buzz is actually really strong! It's a shame the electronics don't totally support it.

Durability: So! The meat of the matter. This toy seems to be constructed kind of like a big silicone sleeve wrapped around the motors and plastic housing of the electronics. At the base is a thin twisting suction cup.
This cap is not threaded, unfortunately, and so does not create a great seal, allowing some space for lube, water, what-have-you to get through. Despite being listed as dishwasher safe, it's not, and probably for this issue in its design. After being sent this and washing in the dishwasher, the vibration electronics more-or-less stopped working.

EF sent me a replacement, which I did not wash in the dishwasher, but unfortunately, its electronics also seemed to stop working. I can't tell exactly why this is, but my main guess is no matter how hard you try, it's difficult not to get any moisture into the toy while cleaning it (which you should do with any new toy, nevermind a used one). This could probably be solved with a simple rubber ring around the cap and the base to create a tighter seal.

To its credit, it's not all stopped working, it now kind of just sporadically doesn't work 90% of the time. And when it does work, it will suddenly shut off after five or so minutes. Aggravating or teasing? You decide.

Final thoughts: Honestly, I just like size. I'm sad the electronics aren't up to scratch, though. They're v e r y powerful when they do work.