Finding Marco's Polo

If you can get past his smell, Marco Blaze will find a way to please you. No matter where you stick him, if you choose to stick him at all, this stud won't ever get tired of giving you pleasure.
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Pros
Realistic design is actually realistic, Suction cup functions amazingly.
Cons
Marco smells pretty bad.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

How many ways can one use Marco Blaze? Well, that really depends on how many places you can get his suction cup to stick. Whether you want Marco in the shower, against your wall, on the floor, on the desk, or even the side of the TV, vaginally or anally, he's up for the task. His larger girth means that beginners should find a way to work up to him, but only the most extreme size queens won't be satisfied.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

Marco's molded member is made of Sil-A-Gel, or pvc. He's non-porous and free of latex, phthalates, and even cadmium, which is a stabilizer used in many PVC made products.

He does feel pretty realistic, having just about the same density as an erect penis. The material is textured in the likeness of Marco himself, and is extremely detailed, right down to the slightly blue veins that run along his shaft. He looks real, and the only thing that keeps him from feeling real is (aside from the fact he doesn't produce any of his own heat) is the fact that this material has a very rubbery feel to it. When touched by the hand, there's almost a slight slimy feel, and quite a bit of drag. However a vagina isn't going to notice. This rubbery drag also leads Marco to pick up quite a few specks of whatever happens to be floating around.

In addition to the odd feel, Marco also has quite the stench cloud surrounding him. The closest thing I've been able to come up with to describe it is a cheap Halloween rubber. It's strong enough to be smelled through the box once removed from his plastic bag.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Well, he's been molded right from gay porn star Marco Blaze, so the design, shape, and size match him. But for the masses who also hadn't heard of Marco Blaze until right about now, that would include a grand total of 8 1/2", and you can get a full 6 1/2" inside of you. He is definitely a big boy, coming in at 6" circumference.

He's not going to be a great first toy, but most users will find Marco to be quite filling in all the right places. A fairly noticeable curve in his shaft combined with his relatively sturdy stature make him ideal for targeting the g-spot, and even the p-spot for the more adventurous males out there.

Being as Marco is just under 9 inches of suction-cupped glory, he's really not that discreet, so tuck him away if you don't want him spotted.
    • Realistic

Performance

Marco performed amazingly. Stick him literally anywhere there's a solid surface, and he's not coming off unless you want him to. When stuck to any wall you can pull and pull (not recommended to remove this way, but you can get rather rough in your playing) and he'll stay put. But just slide a finger behind the top of the seal and he pops right off, leaving nothing more than a slight ring than easily wipes away with a damp cloth. The only thing he has a harder time staying stuck to is the floor it seems. Once in use it was my weight keeping him on the floor, not the suction cup.

If you can handle Marco anally, be sure to use a condom, since he can't be fully sterilized. He can't complain about the condom being too tight, so a regular old condom should be fine, although you could use a magnum if you wanted.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

To care for Marco, the directions say to wash with mild soap and water, and avoid harsh detergents, alcohol, or ammonia-based cleaners. You can clean him with any liquid antibacterial soap or toy cleaner and some warm water. Either blot him dry with a clean dry towel, or stick him to the wall and let him air dry. Since he does like to pick up particles, particularly fibers from his storage pouch, you should also make sure to wash him before use as well.

Marco can handle your favorite water or silicone based lubes, but you should avoid oil based lubes.

Once he's all clean and dry, you can put him in the provided pouch, labeled as part of the TitanMen line. From there you can stash him in a drawer, or leave him stuck to the wall with the pouch draped over him.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is not discreet in the least bit, however done much more tastefully than it could have been. A large box with a picture of Marco himself on the front in a pair of briefs, and on the back in all his erect glory. One side has a picture of the contents of your box and says it's the actual size. When comparing the two, it seems the box is trying to compensate, as the picture is larger than the penis.

There was a small pamphlet in the box that didn't seem like it was specifically for this line of products, more for a general note. It gives directions on how to clean and care for your Realistic or UR3 product, although Marco is made of neither. The pamphlet does however include washing directions that seem pretty on par, as well as directions to release the vacuum created by the suction cup.

There's also a small packet of silicone based lube, and its ingredients for anyone who's curious are Cyclopentasiloxane, dimethicone, and dimethiconol.

You could use this box as a gift box, since it's not overly tacky, but there are better options out there.
    • Not discreet

Experience

Marco Blaze encompassed a few firsts for me. My first realistic dildo, my first suction cup dildo, and also the first time a gay man's penis has ever been inside my body.

I used Marco just about every way I could think of, except for anal, since I tried, and could not get him inside of me. And every way I used him was fantastic. The only issue I had using him was when he was stuck to the floor, and between the suction cup not sticking as well as it should have, and that position causing my hip to cramp up, that position just doesn't work for me. But for solo doggy style, he's great.

While I enjoyed using Marco in just about every position, I won't lie and I'll just tell you straight up that I had more fun leaving him stuck to the wall to mess with people. A few of you might have caught in earlier reviews that I like to try and freak my sister out, and had she not just moved out to go to school, I would have left him stuck to the mirror in her room, and in the bathroom. Instead, I had to settle for texting her a picture of him stuck to the wall.

Overall, I think Marco's only downside is his smell. I haven't figured out how to make it go away, but it's pretty potent and could be a real deal breaker for some. My solution for now is a flavored lube to try and mask the scent while I'm going at it.
Follow-up commentary
I don't play with Marco all that often, but I do still enjoy him from time to time, even if he does still smell like a pool toy. The girth is about perfect for when I'm feeling into something girthy without being overwhelming or requiring that I spend ages warming up first.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Except for the smell he's pretty realistic. If I ever came across a penis that smelled like that in real life, I'd run the other way as fast as I could, lol
  • Contributor: Mr Dj
    looks like that the diameter is less thant 2 1/2 ? is that right?
  • Contributor: Jul!a
    Huh, according to Google you'd be right. Circumference has always been easier for me to check, so I never checked the diameter of this one.
  • Contributor: darkr
    Good review, thanks for the heads up on the smell
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    6 in circumference? I thought it was way thicker.
  • Contributor: Virgingasms
    I don't think I'd be able to get past the smell.
  • Contributor: Locke
    The toy in your video doesnt look like the Marco Blaze item I received, or like the picture or other video. Just curious as to why?
  • Contributor: Locke
    The toy in your video doesnt look like the Marco Blaze item I received, or like the picture or other video. Just curious as to why?
  • Contributor: minstrel69
    Great review!
  • Contributor: rihanne
    thanks.
  • Contributor: karenm
    Great review, thanks!
  • Contributor: sXeVegan90
    Great review, thanks!
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