The Love Machine is packaged very well. It comes in a black box, and each piece is packaged in plastic. The machine itself is sandwiched between foam to keep it safe during transit. As I was putting the Love Machine together, I was very impressed with how high quality it felt, as well as how strong the components are. The instructions seem to be for an older model, as the attachment for the Love Machine is the KlicLok system, whereas the instructions show a different system. The instructions also weren't super clear - to attach the legs, you have to unscrew the screws on the attachment, insert the legs, close the latch, and screw the screws back in. Two different screwdrivers are included, which is helpful. However, there are NO batteries included for the remote.

I decided to use the Love Machine solo. I lubed up the toy and myself and turned it on, letting my mind go blank to fully experience the machine. The beginning thrusts were a bit strange as the machine starts off slow, but as I got used to a machine thrusting in and out of me, it got easier and more enjoyable. There are different speeds, and I enjoy fast and hard thrusts, so the fastest speed was the most enjoyable. Combined with a vibrator, I was able to have my big "O" in a couple minutes. It was very easy to turn off with the remote. I wouldn't try to use the controls on the machine as they are small and could be hard to press when you're in position for the machine or if your hands are covered in lube.

I have thoroughly enjoyed my time with Love Machine. At the time of writing this review, I have only had it for a couple days, but I have used it multiple times a day. There's just something about opening your legs and letting a machine use you that is VERY appealing to me, and I can't wait to use it again. Because I'm not using one hand to hold a dildo, it leaves one hand free to do something (if I'm using a vibrator). I've enjoyed watching porn while using this machine and letting my mind go blank, enjoying myself and the videos I watch. The provided dildo is a nice size and very comfortable, but I would like to get an attachment to use toys with suction cups. The machine does get a little unsteady if the legs aren't even or if you don't use the suction cup attachments for the legs, which is a bit annoying.

This is only a sex machine, so there is no vibration. However, the sensations of the toy, depending on depth, do differ, so that's what I'll use as the basis for my rating. If only the tip is inside, the sensations are nice, but it leaves you wanting more. As the toy goes deeper (around the middle), it feels nicer, and the feeling of wanting more subsides a bit. Finally, as the entire toy is inserted, the feeling of wanting to be full subsides completely.

My orgasm was VERY strong. The one difference between a machine and a human is that a machine does. Not. Stop! The machine can go as fast as you like for as long as you like, and that is what made my orgasm so intense. It felt incredible to have the machine thrust in and out of me for the entirety of my orgasm, seemingly prolonging it, making me cum for much longer. The best way to use this toy is to get comfortable, either on the floor, a chair, your bed, or another surface you like and to just let the machine take over.