I'm not even sure where to begin. The ergonomic two-finger by nob essence caught me completely off-guard. A sex toy made out of wood? The thought prompted a plethora of questions, but most importantly, I wondered, is it safe? A little bit of reading revealed that these toys are sealed with a patented, non-porous, hypoallergenic polymer that will not absorb body fluids and gets slick and slippery with only a few drops of lube. With this knowledge safely stowed in my mind, I awaited my new toy with bated breath.

The sleek curves and smooth body of the two-finger are reminiscent of a woman's body, yearning to be touched, stroked and held. Despite the obvious strength of the wood, I found this toy surprisingly light and remarkably comfortable in my hand. I explored every aspect of the toy, continuously turning it over in my hand and carefully sliding my fingers into the hand carved depressions that promise to aid me in my pursuits of pleasure.

This wooden dildo can only be described as girthy; a little bit of a warm up and a spot of lube are definitely required. Despite its size, I was pleasantly surprised when my pussy enveloped the wooden head, pulling it deep inside me and leaving me with a wonderful sense of fullness. Once inserted, the two-finger has a very small range of motion; however it quickly became evident that this particular fact wouldn't be an issue. My slow and gentle movements quickly intensified and within minutes, I felt the wave of my orgasm washing over me. The narrow shaft, combined with the large head provided an unexpected benefit; the two finger stayed snug inside of me as I came, making it incredibly easy to do it again...

I have now tested this toy multiple times and on each occasion, I have found myself happily spent, sticky and exhausted. What I haven't managed to glean from these experiences, is a position on the effectiveness of the two finger handle. Each time I pick up the toy, I experiment, trying to determine the most comfortable and effective way to hold it. Unfortunately, as the excitement builds, my attention wanes, my orgasm overcomes me and I find myself without an answer to the simple question, "is the two fingered handle even necessary?" In time, I may find the answer to this question, but for now I've decided - it doesn't matter. The ergonomic two finger gives me deep, full orgasms and distracts me from everything, including my task of reviewing it. In my book, that makes this toy pretty damn incredible and worth each and every star I have awarded it.

Feeling adventurous?

While topping and teasing, I was amazed to discover that a slippery cunt filled with an ergonomic two finger can accommodate a sufficiently lubed cock at the same time...Oh WOW!