I wanted so badly to like this dildo, I really did. Now I feel like the odd one out with such a review.

This MASSIVE double-ended dildo (and that's not an understatement) measures in at 11 inches in length, curved subtly in an S shape with asymmetrical ends, both constructed with gspot stimulation in mind. One end measures in at 1.75 inches in diameter (1 3/4) and has 3 wave-like ridges under the bulb, and the other end is a whopping 2 inches in diameter. It's constructed of pure solid stainless steel and weighs almost 3 pounds. This toy is like a GOD to all other sex toys out there, even dwarfing it's counterpart, the Pure Wand. But do note this toy is NOT for beginners, this is for those who love girth and can take a substantial amount. It also is demanding on the wrist so if you can't hold heavy things for very long nor can you take the girth, this toy is NOT for you. I also suggest it more for solo masturbation sessions. It could very well be used in partner play, but there is concern that the 'driver' using the toy may injure the receiver if it's thrusted too hard or inserted too quickly. So if using this dildo with a partner, do be gentle and keep communication to prevent anyone getting injured.

To sweeten the deal, this dildo can be used with any and all lubes available, so no worries about ruining this beauty. It can also be sterilized and shared due to the fact it's a nonporous material. However do NOT wash with a 10% bleach solution as bleach pits, stains, and degrades metal. Also, due to the fact it's made of steel, you can use this toy for temperature play and it's waterproof.

Also do note, due to the design this toy is NOT harness compatible nor would I recommend using it anally--there's a chance it could get sucked up and lost. (How you could get something this large and heavy sucked up is beyond me, but I feel the need to warn you all regardless.) If you REALLY want to use it anally make sure you or your partner have a good grip on this toy as there is no flared base.

I also want to add I seriously doubt this dildo can be displayed for the world to see and not a single person know what it is. So it's not very discreet. however it does come in a cute and almost classy little black purse that is lined with what I believe to be pink satin. It closes by use of magnets at the handle and also included inside is a little book that has the specs of the toy, a mini catalog of Njoy's other toys, and care instructions, all of which is easy to read and understand. When shipped, the purse held the toy which was wrapped in plastic, and the purse itself was in cardboard. I like it a lot, but I think I prefer the box Njoy has that holds the Pure Wand, it's more durable to me than a little purse.

I really do have mixed feelings about this toy, but all in the end have been met with disappointment. With all the glowing reviews of this massive god of a dildo, I really wanted to join the bandwagon and literally worship this beast. Sadly, I cannot.

My first complaint is the shape. I have now figured out that S shapes do nothing for me. Upon insertion and trying to angle up to hit my spot, I ran into a huge problem: I have to press down on the part I was using as a handle, which was already angled down. Combine that with the weight of this toy and things got strenuous fast, not to mention I couldn't angle too far down as I was lying on my back on the bed. Even other positions didn't help, and I don't have super long arms either.

That was with the smaller end, which I took with little problem. So I decided to try the larger end... and nearly ripped myself a new one. It took me literally half an hour to comfortably take that massive bulb only to be met with... disappointment again. I had the same problem of angling the toy down to get the pressure I needed, and due to the weight, it was lying half the time on the back wall of my vagina. When I finally did get the chance to get off with this Godzilla dildo, it wasn't very strong and in fact faded quickly and I was met with pain afterward. Total mood killer.

A second time use didn't fair that much differently. Other positions also had me griping about the shape and the weight was really taking a toll on me when trying to use it as well. And the wave-like ridges? I never felt them in use, not once. I'm not sure if this was due to the shape of the toy or how they were constructed or just my body in general, but they did nothing for me.

Eventually I gave up. Sorry to say, but I have gone back to worshiping my little Pure Wand. It appears for me a more C shaped toy works best for me. Bummer.