Holy mother of... of something.

I requested this toy because I wanted to check out wood.  Now, I know wood in the vagina sound like a bad combo, but these toys are completely smoothed, and then coated, so no splinters allowed.  I mean,  you eat out of wooden bowls... serve salad out of wooden salad bowls, run your hands over coffee tables.  Why not stick a branch in your vagina?

Anyways, I was excited about this toy for the material, but wasn't expecting any miracles.  I just wanted to see the wood in action.

Well, talk about far exceeding my expectations!  First, I lubed up the end with the four bumps.  I have a relatively small cunt, and didn't even think I'd wind up trying the other end.  I lay in bed, Hitachi Magic Wand|Hitachi magic wand vibrator in one hand,  and Dual Use S Shape|Dual use S shape - Double ended dildo by Nob essence in the other, working the wooden toy into me slowly.

W.O.W.  My ex did this thing with his fingers, that made me moan and pant and almost jump off the bed.  Nothing has ever been able to replicate that; not me, not dildos, not even the unbelivable Pure Wand|Pure wand - Anal sex toys - Anal Probes... at least not until now.  The angle of the curve on the bumpy side is PERFECT.  Together with the Hitachi on my clit, I had the longest lasting orgasm I've had in a VERY long time. I was on the edge of it forever, and when I came, I CAME.  I think I may have scared my cats.

This gave me enough courage to try the other, larger, HUGE-R side.  Again, more lube (and you can use silicone lube on this one! Yay!) and slowly, I got the first bump in.  I added the Hitachi, and I felt like Moses; my vaginal walls parted, and somehow (don't ask me how), I got the whole freaking thing in there. And it was good.  I came again, and again, and again.  I didn't know where each orgasm began and ended.  It was amazing.

My only complaints: using it with the Hitachi vibrator|Hitachi magic wand vibrator - Sex toy reviews - Vibrators was difficult.  I felt like I needed an extra arm... and the handle was a little hard to hold onto; I had to move my fingers in weird ways.  And it isn't sterilizable, which kind sucks, since the wood feels so nice, and I'll have to use a condom to share it.

Regardless, 5 stars.  6 if i could.  It may tie the Pure Wand|Pure wand - Steel wand by Njoy - Sex toy reviews - Anal toys as my favorite penetrative toy... and let me tell you, that's saying a lot.

Ok. This toy is amazing. It thought it was amazing before, but it's really grown on me over time. It's now my second favorite toy, beyond only the Hitachi Magic wand|Hitachi Magic Wand review.

The curve of this is amazing; it hits my G-spot like nothing else, except for a real person using two fingers in a "come hither" motion. I mean, wow. I don't know if I can find words to properly describe the amazingness of this wooden dildo. I know, it's not sterilizable, so it really is a "me" toy, but it has more mileage on it than any of my other insertable toys|Dildos, and I haven't even had it that long.

I highly recommend this to anyone looking for a toy to replicate the sensations of having your partner fuck you with their fingers, or anyone who is having trouble locating a toy that hits them at *just* the right angle. It really is awesome.