Neptune's penis
If you're in the market for a strong vibrator used for clitoral stimulation, this is the way to go. However, if you're looking for a vibrator that can also be inserted, I'd recommend something else.
Pros
strong vibrations, length, easy to use
Cons
material safety, diameter
If you're new to toys, I would suggest this item, as it is not as big and intimidating as some other ones out there. And for the price, it's not like you can really go wrong when you are trying to find what is right for you.
Pros
Great for getting in the mood
Strong vibrations
Clitoral simulation
Cons
Hard plastic feeling
Not too much difference in settings
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Published:December 03, 2012
I highly recommend this as an addition to your toy collection. It has a great feel overall, and has several wonderful features to it. It is great for anyone at all. The only downsides are it being so bright, and making sure your door is closed so the buzz can't be heard.
Pros
wonderful texture
good size
good vibration
good for all types
Cons
Slightly noisy
bright colored
The Neptune's Penis is a small diameter but very textured vibrator. This is made in fun colors and is definitely not an intimidating toy. If you do not mind using a jelly toy, like a harder plastic jelly material and want lots of rounded and realistic texture - this is the vibrator for you!
Pros
Textured.
Smaller diameter.
Powerful vibrations.
Cons
More plastic feeling than jelly.
JELLY.
Great power at a great price in a small package; pros more than balance out the very minor gripes. Great addition to any collection for men or women.
Pros
thin, powerful, waterproof, easy maintenance
Cons
dial hard to twist, only setting is vib speed, not actually jelly, no bulge at base
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Published:November 09, 2010
Real pleasure
A good, cheap, powerful vibe; yet slightly ineffective due to lack of variation in the vibration and intense plastic smell. Would not recommend for beginners due to larger girth.
Pros
Powerful, yet cheap
Variable speed
Cons
Terrible plastic smell
Bad plastic taste
No variation in vibe speed
I really disliked this toy. I wished the vibes were stronger. The material was new to me, very sponge-like and somewhat porous. This toy had some design flaws. It has since been shelved as a back up unit, but it would literally have to be a "fingers were chopped off" last resort!
Pros
Material, Size
Cons
Weak vibes, Design flaws
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Vroom:
Bee:
Published:May 22, 2013
I would say that this toy would be an excellent buy for beginners, but advanced users may want to pass this one by. The vibrations aren't very powerful and, while there's nothing wrong with the texture itself, I didn't really like it very much. The design looks a bit funny to me and, while it feels realistic, it doesn't really look that way. Overall, it's a pass for me.
Pros
Easy to store, basic, realistic
Cons
Not powerful enough, light smell
Rating:
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Published:April 07, 2013
The affordability of the toy isn't worth the disappointing small orgasm it will induce IF an orgasm happens at all. The quiet vibrating hum is great but the lackluster vibrating power is not.
Pros
Multi-speed
Quiet
Water proof
Cons
Batteries not included
Weak vibrations
Large girth
Not discreet enough for travel
If you're looking to be blown away by internal vibrations, look somewhere else. If you want a soft and nicely textured dildo with buzzy and diffused vibration, you will love this!
Pros
Plush material, Very waterproof
Cons
Ineffective vibrations, Hard to hold during use
Pure bendie 10 function
The Pure bendie 10 function is a great toy, it is both versatile and fun! I love its bendy feature, but wish it had a bit more vroom!
Pros
Flexible shaft
Lots of bulges
Decent insertable length
Cons
Might be too bendy
Attracts lint
Material feels really dry
Rating:
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Published:July 11, 2014
With strong vibrations, multiple speeds and functions, and a flexible shaft that will hold whatever curve you desire means Bendie is customizable for your pleasure. Unfortunately the super squishy and unsafe material ruins this toy for me, I can't stand needing to pull out a condom every time I choose to use it, and it's way too squishy for my liking.
Pros
+ Flexible Shaft
+ Strong Vibrations
Cons
- Unsafe Material
- Weird Balls and Shaft
I am in love with my Bendi and it was very hard to come up with ANY cons for this toy. I would highly recommend giving this a try whether you are new to the toy world like me or a more experienced user.
Pros
Soft and powerful with tons of variety!
Cons
Could be longer, tip could be stiffer.
Rating:
Bee:
Published:February 10, 2012
In short, this is a very realistic toy that is a lot of fun to use. You won't get bored of it, because there are all sorts of ways to change up your routine.
Pros
Very dynamic, multiple uses and functions, very realistic feel, waterproof.
Cons
Some of the faster vibrations might be able to be heard through thin walls.
Rating:
Bee:
Published:February 02, 2012
It is a nice, well priced item which could be used in vaginal or anal place, easy to clean, and vibrates. How cool is that!
Pros
Soft, bendable, multipurpose, vibration varieties, easy to clean
Cons
none so far
Price:
$23.99
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Mambo vibe
I would recommend this toy to beginners or couples looking for some fun during playtime. If you're looking for a toy to spice things up during self play, or foreplay with your partner, the Mambo vibe is an excellent option. It is perfect in size and has different speeds!
Pros
Size
Quiet
Multi speed
Cons
Needs a little more power
Wonder vibe 4
This will be a good toy for a beginner who is trying to figure out what works best for them. However, for someone who is looking for a vibe with a thicker girth, or more powerful vibration, this might not be the toy for them!
Pros
Pretty purple color
Hard ridges add sensation
Cons
Hard to clean
Thin toy
Not powerful enough
The Wonder vibe 4 is not for size queens/kings, and not for people who like more rigid toys. However, if you enjoy texture and strong buzzy vibrations, you're looking at the right toy.
Pros
Ridges feel nice, realistic size
Cons
Base of toy too small to hold on to, hard to clean
The Wonder Vibe 4 is a great toy for the price. The worst part is the smell, but that can be over come since it doesn't dissipate. The size is moderate and won't work for those who like larger than average toys. It does allow for the toy to be used for double penetration though. Overall, it's a solid toy for the beginner or those who don't need a huge size or a lot of power.
Pros
Velvety, Not sticky, Easy to use, Textured, Versatile
Cons
Smells like skunk, A bit too slim
I like this toy. Yes, it's a bit smaller in size and thickness, but that doesn't bother me in the slightest. I think it would be great for beginners that are looking for something a bit different than the classic, smooth, and sleek vibe.
Pros
Small, easy to travel with, dial is very easy to turn, strong vibes, not too loud.
Cons
Smells a bit when removed from packaging, toy is quite thin.
While this vibe is on the thin side, the ridges provide extra stimulation that makes up for what it lacks in girth. Too bad I can't get past the smell.
Pros
Velvety soft, nice ridged texture for extra stimulation.
Cons
Smells!
Price:
$16.99
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Byours 12
I liked using the Byours 12 just because it is different. It works as well as it was intended and actually got me off pretty well and that is not an easy thing some days. I am glad it is part of my collection and it's on the top of my fave toys!
Pros
good vibrations
nice design
Cons
loose dial base
Price:
$34.99
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Timeless classics top stud
If anything it makes a hilarious gift, I wasn't overwhelmingly in love with it but I've used it several times and am never disappointed.
Pros
It has 3 different settings. Button on the bottom makes it easy to use and it's water proof
Cons
Big and kind of loud so I would say it's not very discreet. Batteries were not included
Price:
$31.99
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Miguel
I have really enjoyed this toy so far and it could possibly go into my chest of favorites. There could be a few more functions added to it and a bit more of an erect feel, but other than that, it is perfect. It is extremely realistic!
Pros
Easy to store. Has a nice length. Good for both beginners and the more experienced.
Cons
Could have a bit more of an erect feel, and could have a few more functions.
Price:
$31.99
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Tomas
In my personal opinion, this is absolutely worth the money. I love this toy and everything about it. Saying the length is a "con" is really me just being nit-picky. That is only a problem is that some may not be able to take the entire length. This is an amazing toy. All of my other toys have been neglected since I got this one.
Pros
Realistic feel, Strong vibrations
Cons
Accidentally taking off the battery cover, Long length, accidentally change settings, lint magnet
I would say if you want a realistic dildo/vibe in your collection, then you have to try Tomas. It is like the best of both worlds because you get a really sweet vibrator but you get a totally realistic dildo. It is like a 2-1 awesome deal! I get off so well when I have Tomas in my hands so he is definitely well worth having!
Pros
feels real
looks real
Cons
not big on using corn starch on toys
Silicone curvy
I would definitely recommend this toy to anyone who is new to toys and/or vibrators. It is a very comfortable, easy-to-use toy that isn't too big or intimidating.
Pros
Comfortable
Unintimidating
Great for beginners
Very quiet
Cons
Could be more powerful
Overall, I wouldn't buy this if given another opportunity. Although I don't feel like I wasted my money, I think I could get a stronger vibration and better experience with something else. But I do think this is a fantastic beginner's toy!
Pros
Vibe control, waterproof, non porous, easy to clean
Cons
Weak vibrations, a little too small personally
Rating:
Bee:
Published:January 29, 2014
If you're looking for a low-maintenance, easy-to-use vibrator that has some realistic shaping, then this might be a good toy for you. With it's 10-function vibrations, you're sure to find a speed that works for you. But be careful not to accidentally hit the button in the middle of play or you might get a not-so-good surprise as your rhythm's thrown off.
Pros
Easy to clean, easy to store, great material type
Cons
Buttons easy to accidentally switch, realistic design doesn't enhance experience
Rating:
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Published:January 29, 2014
Softee vibrating ballsy super cock 6"
This really was a great toy, even though I wasn't a pro with toys (but not really a newbie either). I was very pleased with the overall appearance and output of this toy. I was very disappointed in the fact that it gave up and quit after about 6 months, and it is not rechargeable, so you have to replace batteries to get the full experience!
Pros
Great for any user (experienced or newbie), quiet, ergonomic, for solo or groups
Cons
Uses batteries and is not rechargeable,
This Softee has good girth for those of you who like larger toys and is available in 6", 7" and 8" lengths. It is safe for vaginal and anal penetration. There are no hard parts, and the toy is slick and smooth, so it can be used creatively by partners on each other and in between bodies. There are steady, escalating and pulsing vibrations controlled by a remote on a cord. It's a good all around vibrator, but look out, it smells horrid and collects debris like no toy I've ever had.
Pros
Flexible yet firm, realistic, good selection of vibrations, remote controlled.
Cons
Smells horrible, everything sticks to it, balls don't vibrate.
The six inch Softee vibrating dildo made for a pretty good experience with my partner. He enjoyed the size of this dildo and the fact that it was very filling to him. I like the selection of sizes available for Softee dildos. Unfortunately Softee smells really weird. It outright reeks right out of the packaging. The wires at the base also caused me some pain when Softee was used with a harness.
Pros
easy to use, semi realistic, three sizes to choose from, good size
Cons
smells weird, a bit painful when used with a harness, floppy
Rating:
Bee:
Published:July 12, 2012
This is a great toy if you like a lot of girth and power in your vibrators. It's very strong, even on its lowest setting. It's also got five inches of circumference, so if you like them thick, this is the toy for you! It's also very quiet. Close the door, or turn on a fan, and no one will know what you're doing. Unless, of course, you moan.
Pros
Strong vibrations, Flared base, Remote controlled
Cons
Might be too big for some, attracts a lot of dust/lint
Rating:
Bee:
Published:July 03, 2012
I love this vibrator because of it's many functions and it's great quality. It is a great addition to my toy box and I love the strength of it's vibrations. When I was first looking at the Softee online I thought I would hate it, but it has quickly become one of my favorite vibrators.
Pros
Seven speeds and functions, Pretty color, Great texture.
Cons
Not waterproof, Battery Guzzler, Not Clit Stimulating
Realdoe slim
The Realdoe Slim is a great harness-less dildo that allows skin-on-skin contact during intercourse. It is made of pure silicone (easy cleanup and sanitation) and it has a slot where a bullet can be inserted for vibration (though the vibrations don't really travel entirely through the Realdoe). This has become one of my favorite prosthetics and I use it almost every time I have sex.
Pros
Looks attractive when worn, feels good from both ends, allows for closer intercourse.
Cons
Bulb can become uncomfortable.
Rating:
Published:March 18, 2014
This is a great quality dildo, but at the price, consider carefully whether it will work with the anatomy of you and your partner. We can't give this a five star rating, but it comes close. If we're ever skinny again, it may become our absolute favourite.
Pros
Looks like a real cock
100% silicone
Excellent feedback for the wearer
Cons
May be difficult for larger couples
Pricey
Not for size queens
Rating:
Bee:
Published:January 18, 2013
Take your fantasies to a whole new level. With the Realdoe Slim, realistic play is now as real as it gets. Designed to deliver erotic pleasure to both parties while playing, this is one toy that delivers a complete experience. No matter what your level of experience, it is sure to work with you as you grow. That’s right, no more upgrading to a new toy. The Realdoe Slim can be adapted to work well at all levels of play.
Pros
Versatile, Realistic, Strap-less play, silicone.
Cons
Some users need to build a learning curve to reap the full benefits.
Rating:
Bee:
Published:January 05, 2013
Overall, this toy was good to try. I always wanted to try it, so I am glad that we did. It was a good investment.I can't say that I would do it again, but I am glad we try it. the vibrator is nice but you can't really feel it through the tip.
Pros
Large
No harness needed
Cons
Plastic is too hard
Doesn't stay in well
Angle can be off
Rating:
Bee:
Published:November 19, 2012
Man, I feel like a woman...with a cock! I think it's safe to say that this is the toy I've always wanted but never knew. If you've read our Slim Jim review, you'll know that my hubby and I thought we'd found perfection from a strap-on for our pegging adventures. That's still the case, but the Realdoe Slim adds that X-Factor that's the difference between a really good toy and a phenomenal one. It's expensive but worth every penny.
Pros
Realistic, good size for both anal and vaginal use, extremely high quality, no taste or odor.
Cons
Bulb could be bigger, can be difficult to use harness-free.
Realistic squirmy cock
Though less intense than I hoped, the proportions and sensation of the Squirmy were just right for my body, so I'll forgive the problems.
Pros
Unique sensation, filling, great texture, attractively realistic
Cons
Loud, smelly, not body safe, not as intense as I expected
The Realistic Squirmy Cock is a wonderful, unique dildo that is worth adding to your toy collection. Between it's highly realistic design, moderate size, and pleasurable twisting motion, you're sure to get your money's worth!
Pros
- Realistic
- Squirming Function
- Wide Range of Speed
- Suction Cup Base
Cons
- Porous
- Rubber Odor
- Lint Magnet
- Sensitive Controller
Hopefully I'll be able to write a follow-up review one day when I am able to fully use Squirmy! Until then I would say make sure you'll be able to handle him and his girth before ordering. Otherwise, judging by the feel in my hand and the movements he makes, I think he'd make an excellent toy!
Pros
interesting, very detailed
Cons
C batteries, too big, smelly, rubber
I highly recommend adding this toy to your collection! Nothing can replace the real thing...but this cock is a great substitute for those horny nights when you just need a little relief.
Pros
Lifelike, internal massage, suction cup
Cons
Uses batteries, loud
Rating:
Bee:
Published:December 02, 2011
This is a great cock for you size queens out there, or those who feel like getting filled up (but not too much). The details are amazing and so realistic, from the pink head to the wonderful veins to the balls. There is even a slight curve in the shaft of mine, which I absolutely adore. Plus the suction cup actually works!
Pros
Fantastic details, perfect size, amazing functions
Cons
It is made of rubber, C batteries
Price:
$0.00
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Nature Max
Overall a great toy, definitely recommend getting for yourself or for someone else. Can be used by yourself or as a fun toy with a partner!
Pros
Size and texture are what makes this a great toy!
Cons
Would be difficult for beginners because of size.
Overall this is a great toy, and I recommend it to someone who is looking to experiment with a larger toy but isn't sure where to start.
Pros
Latex free, good vibrations, large size.
Cons
Collects lint (keep it in protective bag)
Price:
$22.99
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Shane’s World hottie
This item is very well worth the buy. It's simple, yet very pleasing. With having this toy for over a year, I can't think of one reason not to buy it.
Pros
Doesn't drain the batteries as quickly as most
Cons
If there is hair or lint anywhere near it, it will get on the toy and stick
Rating:
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Published:November 21, 2013
James Deen signature silicone vibrating cock
This is absolutely worth the money and I would recommend it to anyone eager to try a large cock. If you fantasize about James Deen rocking your world, this is probably as close as you'll get to the real thing.
Pros
Safe odorless material, realistic shape and feel, large
Cons
Relatively hard
This is a test, I am testing the review points...Mr. James Deen tops them all as far as length and girth. This baby is not for the faint of heart, but the good news is there is a natural taper to the head which makes initial insertion easier.
Pros
Fantastic Toy
Cons
This is a test
Rating:
Published:July 01, 2013
If you love James Deen, go for it. It's going to be everything you ever dreamed of. It's going to hit all your spots. Just buy it. It's so fucking good.
Pros
realistic
great for anyone who enjoys a big cock
it's James Deen
fun with use in a strap on
Cons
be careful, it's pretty big
I am a size queen, so when this was released, it hit my must haves list. I couldn't care less about who it was molded off of. I loved the bulge and girth, but I was disappointed in the silicone they used. I am used to soft or velvety silicones, but this was just meh. The bullet is powerful which will please those that enjoy vibrations, but my James doesn't need them.
Pros
Girthy
Strong included bullet
Interesting shape
Cons
Silicone is not as soft as most
James Deen's Silicone Vibrating Cock is a realistic mold of pornstar James Deen's cock. The material looks very realistic but the feel isn't quite right, adding lube makes it better but you still won't mistake it for the real thing. The most disappointing part about this toy was the size! Its a great toy but it's just too big for me! Overall it's a great and realistic product though.
Pros
+ Realistic Look/Shape
+ Safe Material
+ Useable with or without the bullet
Cons
- Not the most realistic to the touch
- Buzzy vibrations
Pure skin stud
The speed and pulse variations make this a fun toy for solo or couples play. You can't beat the price or the quality. This could easily stand up for many, many uses, and the material feels very lifelike so it can leave the user wondering if it could be the real thing. It's easy to clean with toy cleaners or wipes, or simply with some cold water and mild soap. And it was well worth the wait, for me.
Pros
Real skin-like feel, pulses and speed variations, Easy to use, Easy cleanup
Cons
Material easily catches a lot of fibers
This toy is very much worth the purchase if you like a lot of vroom and don't mind a lot of bees! It is nice and slickly soft, yet rigid to get the job done. Perfect size and perfect color.
Pros
Color, texture, size, shape
Cons
Buttons on the side, too strong of vibration
Rating:
Bee:
Published:May 17, 2012
A great toy if you are looking for something realistic. If it didn't vibrate, and had veins, with your eyes close you could easily mistake it for a real penis.
Pros
Feels VERY real, good size, strong vibrations, just firm enough.
Cons
Buttons are a little hard to feel.
The 10-Function Pure Skin Stud vibrating dildo works fantastically if you want a realistically-sized sex toy that feels somewhat realistic and provides good, decent vibrations. The material is really unique, and the controls are easy to use, and the sex toy works great for inserted use!
Pros
Great motor placement, Interesting material, Perfect size, Perfect squishiness, Okay vibrations
Cons
The material is a pain to take care of
If you prefer a natural look and feel with your dildos, this toy is for you. If you prefer a simple design and easy controls, this toy is for you. If you like thicker-than-average dildos, this toy is for you. Simplicity wins with this fantastic, realistic vibrator!
Pros
Easy to clean, Simple controls, Realistic look/feel.
Cons
A bit bigger than average, so it's not for everyone.
Jelly flex prober
All around good toy. Not bad but not the best. I use it as a go-to when hubby goes on a road trip without me. It definitely gets the job done! Just wish it wasn't such a hassle to clean!
Pros
size
Cons
material
All in all, this is a pretty OK toy if you just want to be filled up to the max and have a few orgasms by yourself.
Pros
Length, girth, the slight curve, and the realism
Cons
Low vibration
This is just a very basic realistic vibrator. It would be great for someone wanting to try sex toys for the first time.
Pros
Multi-speed
Cons
Made of Jelly material
This item is definately worth it. It is low cost and does exactly what it is supposed to do. It has multi-speeds which vibrate the entire shaft. I wish the bullet extended a bit more upward so the tip vibration was stronger, but again, it worked great for me. I even took it on my trip because I did not want to part with it.
Pros
Multi Speed, Soft Material, Realistic, Warms up
Cons
Bullet could be bigger
For the most part, it is a really good toy! It is my very first sex toy and I am extremely proud of it! I’m not really into vibrators; for me to compliment this one is a major deal!
Pros
The shape and the powerful kick of the vibrator in the dildo.
Cons
After a lot of use, the bottom piece will detach and pull out the vibrator.
Jelly flex clitterific
Great starter toy for any woman. Non-intimidating size, realistic shape and feel, with a powerful, adjustable vibration. I'd highly suggest this toy to anyone looking for a toy to start their collection, or those who enjoy toys on the smaller side. Easy to store and easy to clean, you just can't go wrong.
Pros
Not a gigantic powertool of a thing. Strong and pleasurable vibrations
Cons
Definitely uses batteries. Jelly is not the easiest to clean.
We all need basic tools in our goody bag, and this one fits the bill. When they say you get what you pay for, generally that is true, especially with sex toys, but for a beginning and basic toy, this one gets a lot of bang for the bucks!
Pros
Great First Time Toy
Easy To Use
Versatile
Cons
Dangerous Material
Requires Condoms
Porous
I love this toy. It is a must have in my opinion; it's great for anyone looking for a vibrator/dildo to play with!
Pros
Great size
Powerful vibes
Cons
Not waterproof
Save up for a nice, good toy; this isn't worth the hassle. This toy is too easy to break, stinks, and will give you more pain than it's worth.
Pros
good price, alright for a first-time toy
Cons
cheaply made, stinks, breaks too easily
Rating:
Bee:
Published:May 20, 2013
This toy has very weak vibrations and the material it's made out of is not safe. It's definitely not worth your money.
Pros
Soft
Bright
Cons
Unsafe Material
Jeff Stryker realistic
I was a little worried that this type of dildo would be the kind that flops over or folds/collapses mid shaft (too squishy) but it wasn't. As I mentioned in the title, this one is easy to get addicted to.
Pros
Its large size
Firm but flexible (not too floppy)
nice texture
Cons
None
Rating:
Bee:
Published:August 07, 2013
If you can take it, I believe this is worth the price (regardless of cord length issues). It will certainly give you a feeling of fullness that leaves you deliciously sore (if used vigorously).
Pros
Size-queen friendly, realistic, strong vibrations,suction cup works very well.
Cons
Size of the cord, suction cup plug strength seems iffy, easily damaged by rough items.
The toy is a great toy to have in any collection just from size and shape alone. There are major drawbacks from making it an explosive must have though.
Pros
The size, The material, The vibrator.
Cons
The floppy nature w/suction cup, The short cord of the vibrator. And the fickle storage.
Rating:
Bee:
Published:November 28, 2011
I can't say enough good things about this toy. I could go on and on about him and will. My husband and I love to bring him into our twosome all the time and enjoy every bit of him. He is big and will fill you up and leave you wanting more and more. He stays stiff and is easy to clean and store. If you are a beginner he might be a bit too big or scary to start with, but if you are up for the very enjoyable challenge jump right in. Overall, Jeff Stryker can visit my pussy anytime and does.
Pros
For advanced users, BIG, makes you orgasm every time, great for couple play, realistic, stiff
Cons
the vibrator
Rating:
Bee:
Published:October 21, 2010