I can't believe how much fun this is!

Devinn Lane’s Reflective Emperor was a little intimidating at first, being 8.75 inches with a pretty generous girth. But as the paper insert suggested, and is always true, applying lubricant made it a very useable piece!

I'm a pretty small girl, and surely overcame my curiosity/timidity with great joy. It was easy to succumb to my fantasies with this toy due to the size, so now I will have to think of more fantasies to keep up with it.

The suction cup was amazingly strong; the toy is a little heavy which makes it more stable and realistically "hard" feeling without being too stiff or too limp. The Emperor stuck on top of my coffee table and was very steady while I was rocking it out. Also on the side of the bathtub and even the wall! That was a great work out and the suction held with ease. Of course, if you move in a manner that will cause the base to flex a little, it will become detached, so it's best to position it at a lower level for "easy entry access".

It's earned itself 5/5 Vrooms. I got a great slow climax the first time I used it, which was very fulfilling. Even on the wall, doggy-style felt very naughty and differently sexual. The vibrator bullet is near the tip, so if you feel you can't handle the whole 8.75 inches, you can easily take yourself down to the point where the vibrations are the strongest (where the shaft is thickest) and still get a heck of a wild ride. I tried that out first since I'm not use to the length, and I was climaxing literally within seconds.

As far as Bees, it gets pretty loud, to very quiet depending on the setting you choose. On the highest setting I would give it a 5/5 for the loudness factor if it's out in the open, being used on a wall or table for example. It made me a little nervous that one of my roommates would come home, hear it against the wall, wonder if I was working on hanging shelving, and come see if I needed help. However, naturally it gets very quiet on the lower settings, so no one will hear what you're up to while watching T.V. or whatever it is you decide to do with yourself while having playtime.

The Emperor’s controller has a dial that allows you to easily slide the circle to the desired vibrations. The cord attached to the controller is long enough to get a nice distance away from the toy; just in case you get competitive trying to get yourself off.

Overall, it is a very powerful toy and an enjoyable way to unwind! The feel is very life like, believably hard, and moveable; without being too limp feeling. It surpasses similar toys I've tried in the past because it is so forgiving in movement, and not stiff. You can get great angles and vibrations in places other than the typical clitoral spot on other toys. The size is a little too much for me to handle still, but I will have to get use to it.

This toy is still bang-ass powerful and I've only had to change the batteries once in the few months I've had it, and the suction never goes away!

I mainly use it when the toy I first decide to use gets me really hot, then I switch to this one on the wall, or hardwood floor (wherever's convenient really) and finish the job!

Super easy to clean, which is a plus, and the base stays together really well: it doesn't separate form the battery compartment as I've experienced with other toys I own.

This toy is just as good as the day I first took it out of the package!

So... definitely a toy that will last through a few good poundings! I mean... a lot of GOOD poundings!

Vive Emperor!