This was my wife's and I first toy. I wanted to surprise her and add a little spice to our sex life. I have always thought that if I could change cocks with anyone on the world, it would be Peter North... so I decided to live vicariously through The Decorator. When it arrived, I thought that it was extremely real looking. The coloring was dead on and the detail of the veins and the scrotum wrinkles all added to a sense of quality. To me, it did not seem that big, but I was not going to be the one "using" it!

That night, I pulled it out and the look on my wife's face was priceless. She is adventurous though and agreed to try it. She did not like the strong rubbery smell, and it was a bit sticky to the touch at first. When the moment of truth came, she lubed it up with a water based lubricate (watching her stroke The Decorator putting the lube on was exciting!) and I slowly started to insert it. She was very nervous about the girth of it at first, but she slowly relaxed and started to enjoy it. After a few minutes of slowly working it while pushing it deeper and deeper, it was all the way in. She was in too much ecstasy to know and when I pointed it out to her, she was amazed. With the vibration on about half strength, she had several orgasms and commented that they were very intense. She said that since the girth of it was so large, it did not allow her muscles to contract during orgasm and it was a totally different experience than she had ever had before. The vibration was too intense at full power (she said that she could feel it rattle her teeth), but very pleasurable at half-speed. The noise was not too loud unless it was on full strength.

Cleanup was very easy. The only advice I have is to use a condom. The Decorator Dong|Realistic vibrator by Topco has a large hole in the end and you can fill it up with liquids, so when you squeeze the balls the liquid comes out simulating an ejaculation. In theory this was a cool ideal. In actuality, that hole provides a nice spot for dirt and bacteria to collect and it would be almost impossible to adequately clean the "insides" of the vibrator. So use a large condom and be safe! Also, there is no suction cup and that would have made for a more versatile design.