My first thought upon taking my brand new Ballsy Cock out of the box was "Damn, that thing is bigger than I thought!" Between the size and the weight, and the pool-toy-ish scent of Sil-a-Gel, I was a little put off and didn't try it out for about a week. Okay so maybe my man visiting had something to do with that too, but still.

After a nice bath in hot water and mild soap, it lived in my toy drawer and the smell started to wear off. The first time I decided to try this guy out, the girth intimidated me. After a try or two, a nice lubricated condom helped get things moving, and I was instantly wowed. It gives a satisfying, full feeling and after a time or two the girth starts to grow on you and thrusting becomes possible. Now its my #1 go-to toy when the need becomes more than I can bear and my honey is out of town.

The Sil-a-Gel material is fairly well-ranked in hygiene, and it provides a sturdy but still flexible base that is just the right feel for a realistic toy. The suction cup will hold fast to any flat surface (shower wall, box fan, bedpost, surfboard... I've tried everything that comes to mind) and also makes a comfortable grip if you opt not to go hands-free.

The only negatives to this product I've found are two minor inconveniences. Firstly, the suction cup will have some trouble holding if the surface is wet, so if you plan on using it in the shower stick it to a dry or textured wall before play. Secondly, the material does tend to attract every particle of dust and lint in my toy drawer, but as I always recommend using a condom to keep things clean, it makes more of a visual annoyance than an actual problem.

This big guy still manages to get me every time! The material may not be the safest, but its still a worthwhile purchase. My only new advice for everyone is definitely always use a condom, and keep one on it during storage as well! I left the poor guy hanging in my shower to dry after a session, and it picked up the rusty coloring of the water from just that one time. :( But hey, who cares how it looks? It's how it feels that matters. :)