Measuring almost a foot long in total length (well, not quite, but that's what the packaging wants you to think by claiming it's "nearly a foot long"), the COLT realistic dildo will intimidate a large majority of novices, but size queens will rejoice at the dimensions of this lovely schwantz. It can be used in the bathtub, the shower, or imagine securing it to a large fixed mirror and looking back at the action taking place deep inside your pussy. Anal? Maybe, but there are some safety concerns and I'm not just talking about the size! You can even practice your oral skills by getting on your knees and pleasuring this gorgeous tool, imagining that it's attached to Dave Angelo.

Obviously, the biggest disappointment with this toy is the material and its low safety rating of 3. For that reason, sharing isn't a wise idea since it is porous, and using it for anal play isn't probably the best idea either, so be forewarned or use an XL condom. California Exotics refers to the material as "Better-than-Real". That's pushing the envelope a bit too far, but it's a big improvement over the older, firmer models of rubber (PVC) dildos. This one does have a softer, mushier feel to it, somewhat similar in texture and firmness to my silicone Vixskin "Outlaw". Sadly, COLT has that funky PVC smell right out of the package, but in time it will fade, a little. No taste was noted. One thing to mention about rubber is that it can stain when stored next to incompatible materials. I have some old rubber dildos that I really don't care much about, so I store them with some leather harnesses and some of the black dye of the leather has transferred over. This toy also attracts hair and lint, so be sure to rinse it off before use.

Colt was designed to be versatile, so it includes a strong suction cup to adhere it to various flat, smooth surfaces. The detail of this erect cock is quite realistic, although probably much paler than its owner's. The veins bulge, the skin folds in all the right places. The scrotum is a hefty, dimensional sac. This toy isn't discreet by any means.

I wanted to compare it to my Vixskin "Outlaw" (see pic). Although the overall length of COLT is longer (10-3/4 inches, which isn't quite the "foot" the packaging refers to), the insertable length is 7.5 inches, whereas the Outlaw has close to 9" of insertable length. The circumferences of both are about the same at 6 inches, give or take an 1/8th of an inch.

The suction cup is impressive, creating a nice strong seal. A bit of water or saliva will make it stick a bit better should you experience a seal that isn't holding. Being able to ride this toy upright on the edge of the tub or on a stool, hands-free while holding on to something else is nice. It's long though, so obviously taking it all in a vagina isn't possible for all users.

As I mentioned before, this material can stain. So the manufacturer included a black, polyester-feeling, drawstring storage pouch. It only measures 10 X 10 inches, but it will stretch to accommodate COLT. Just put it in the bag on the diagonal. HOWEVER...a little folded piece of paper inside the packaging (easily neglible) indicates that "To prevent discoloration, store Colt Cock in a plastic bag prior to placing in in the premium storage bag". So are they telling us that the storage back may stain the cock too? Good grief!



Clean with warm soapy water, preferably with an antibacterial soap and allow to air dry. Do not boil. "Better-than-Real" is compatible with both water-based and silicone lubricants.

COLT comes in a minimal and recyclable paper packaging with a sexy naked pic of Dave Angelo on the front. His cock doesn't look real though; either that or they photoshopped it.