The Cliterrific Penis: Hhhhmmm...What can I say about it?

Well I purchased this toy probably about a year ago. It looked very fun. It is soft to the touch, but firm enough to get the job done. My favorite quality and/or feature of this toy is how it feels inside of me. Not the vibrations, but just the feel of it inside of me. It feels great. It is wide enough to make you scream with pleasure and long enough to make you scream with a little pain from each thrust. I love the size of this toy. As far as the intended use and how well it worked for it, I would have to give it a low rating. You can not feel it vibrating at all inside of you. It is almost as if the rubber absorbs the vibrations, so you can't feel them inside of you. However, if you hold the vibrator in your hand and turn it on, you can feel the vibrations in your hands. I have found that the best way to use this is to just not turn on the vibrator portion of it and just use it as a dildo.

As far as looks go, this toy is top notch. It has small nubs at the base that are firm enough to feel if you insert far enough. The only issue as far as visual is that it has a kind of pointy head. I wish it were bigger. When this toy touches bottom, it can hurt a little because the head is so pointy. The nubs feel great, especially when someone else is using this toy on you. This toy isn't loud, but unfortunately it isn't very powerful either. It is almost as if the rubber absorbs the sound along with the vibrations.

This toy is super easy to clean, even around the nubs at the base. I never had a really good experience with this toy. The lid to the battery compartment comes off too easily and unfortunately this happens often, so your batteries slide out. This is a real pain in the butt. Remember that condoms need to be used when sharing.

This was another waste. It just takes space up in my toy drawer. I never use it and haven't even thought of it since writing this review until now...while writing the follow-up. I'm definitely not impressed or even slightly happy with this toy.