Cheap, Petit Pecker

This packer is an inexpensive, realistically sized penis. It's a good go-to for FTMs, genderqueer people, or anyone else who might want to sport a bulge. I don't think, however, that it's a packer most people will stay with long-time. It's a bit of an "introductory", "beginner" or "budget" packer. Its size and texture are its biggest pluses, but its oddly sticky nature and proneness to tearing shorten its lifespan in a person's jeans or toy drawer.
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Pros
Cheap, realistic feel, looks good under clothes
Cons
Only one color, can get sticky,
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Mister Limpy in extra small is a simple packer for transgender men, genderqueer people, or women interested in gender play. It's for show rather than "use" (although it can be modified for use when peeing, it's not suited for penetration, thanks to its material which could rip with too much friction.)
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

This packer feels and reacts like skin. If I reach down and give it a squeeze, my body will actually respond with shivers. I think it has my brain a little tricked.

It has a light smell, but it's not unpleasant to breathe, it's sort of a "new" smell. I suppose it would smell like a just opened Fleshlight, as it's made from the same material. Being porous, the packer will ultimately pick up the scent of your body, which you might find suited to its purpose as an anatomy part or feel like washing out with warm water and a small bit of soap.

Mr. Limpy's texture is hard to describe aside from...just skinlike! It's very soft without being velvety. It pulls, it bends, the works. That said, the superskin material that provides these positive attributes does come with a lot of negatives. Any sized Mr. Limpy requires care so that it doesn't form little tears from sticking to itself. It's not tacky per se, but it is a magnet to both lint and its own material. A popular remedy for this is dusting your packer with corn starch after each washing.

Footnote: don't use talc to dust Mr. Limpy. It's been linked to cervical cancer, better safe than sorry if you're a female person or come in close contact with one.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

Mr. Limpy Extra Small has a length of 3 1/2" inches and a circumference of 4" in the shaft. It mimics a male's flaccid penis, and all things considered, does a pretty good job of that. Although its color is not realistic on 90% of people, it gives a believable bulge in pants, and can look proper on both someone taller or of a more average female stature. I am 5'7" and found that it looked natural in my pants, as well as in those of a 5'1" friend.

Its details far outdo its color scheme. They can't be properly captured on my phone's camera, but the wee veins on the shaft and dimples on the balls are very realistic and exciting to graze over when adjusting the packer in your pants.

Mr. Limpy Extra Small will need either tight briefs or a harness for most people. It has a funny habit of rotating close to upside down when in my boxers, no matter how tight the pants I wear over it are...I don't know if anyone wants the appearance of a sideways pecker, but it didn't really appeal to me personally. If you are interested in harnesses for this Mr. Limpy I recommend the ones by Spareparts, as the Mr. Right packing strap is designed specifically for a larger packer and can cause damage to Mr. Limpy's material through the way it has to bend.
    • Bad color
    • Realistic

Performance

When wearing the Mr. Limpy and presenting as a guy, I got recognized as a guy more often. When wearing the Mr. Limpy as a girl, I got some odd stares. By that measure, I think it performs pretty well for its purpose!

The small size of this packer does mean I can 'hang' in many different directions without looking like I have a boner. It fits into tight pants as well as loose ones, and poses enough resistance that it will still create a subtle bulge in even the most fitted jeans.

So far, I haven't gotten tired of wearing mine. I don't have a harness in the right size right now, so at home I just mosey around with it dropped into my briefs. It's comfortable and squishes as any flaccid penis would so I don't feel odd moving around with it on.
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

Mr. Limpy Extra Small is a bit harder to take care of than a packer like Mr. Right or the Peecock, by nature of its material. Store it seperately from other porous accessories or toys, ideally in its own box or section of a drawer. To wash Mr. Limpy, use a small amount of hand or body soap and warm water. Reports vary as far as soap degrading superskin, so use it in moderation. After washing pat it dry with a soft towel, then dust it with a fine layer of corn starch (chubby blush or paint brushes work well for this) and either pop it back into your harness/underwear or into its place of storage.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
This packer is perfect for beginners, those who are tight on cash, and those who don't pack often but still need a reliable dong for when they do. Really, it markets itself as nothing more and nothing less.

For its price, I can forgive most if not all of Mr Limpy's downfalls. It's my current standby and whether or not I purchase a more durable/expensive packer in the future, I think it will still get some use.
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  • Contributor: guro
    thanks!! yeah, it came as a bit of a shock when sideways dong occurred 0_0
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    Thanks for the review -- this is VERY helpful.
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    I wonder why guys turn these into STP's if they fall apart so fast?
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    Thanks for the review, helps getting a clear idea before purchasing..
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