Let me begin by saying that the Flash Brown Black Cock Addiction by Icon Brands is HUGE. I was assigned this dildo to review and silly me, I didn’t look at the measurements. This dildo is not for the faint at heart.

The dildo arrived in a large cardboard box. The front of the box has a photo of the porn star Flash Brown (which the dildo was molded from), the name of the product, and states a few product features. The back of the box has another photo of the porn star while he holds his erect penis. The sides of the packaging also have his penis all over it. Obviously this packaging is not discreet whatsoever. The packaging is fine to use for storing the product when it is not in use.



Inside of the packaging there were a bunch of foam pieces to protect the dildo while being shipped. The dildo itself was sealed in a plastic bag inside of the box. The dildo has a plastic smell right out of the box, and does not have any taste.

The dildo is made of PVC and is realistic looking. There are veins down the shaft of dildo and the head is pronounced. The head of the dildo is a light brown colour while the rest of the dildo is a dark brown. The dildo is rather flexible and can be bent in any direction. There is a ridiculous amount of drag when running the dildo across the skin. To avoid drag, you can use either water based or silicone lubricants with the dildo. The dildo has a suction cup base and can be used in or out of water (shower, etc).



I’ve taken measurements of the dildo but if you need any additional measurements, please send me a message and I can get them for you.

Insertable length (entire shaft): 9 ½ inches
Circumference at top of dildo (the head): 5 ½ inches
Circumference just below head: 7 inches
Circumference at bottom of dildo (shaft base): 8 ½ inches
Bottom of dildo length (the balls): 5 ½ inches
Suction cup diameter: 3 inches

The dildo is really heavy weighing in at 2 ½ lbs, though it can be used hands-free with the suction cup. I was really surprised at how well the suction cup stuck to the wall considering the weight of this bad boy. The suction cup can be suctioned to a wall for horizontal play, or to a floor/table for vertical play. Flash Brown can be used vaginally or anally because the base of the toy is wide. I don’t know much about harness usage, but I had read that this dildo would work with a harness O-ring of 1 ¾ - 2 inches. This dildo is definitely not for beginners because of the size of it. To be honest, this toy really is best for those who crave size in both length and circumference. This toy is perfect for “size-queens”.





The material of the dildo is porous so if you are sharing the toy, or using it interchangeably from vaginal to anal, you should use a condom with the toy every time. Any toys that I have that are lower on the safety scale that Eden provides, I cover them with a condom just to keep it cleaner. This toy will need XL condoms. To clean the toy, use an antibacterial soap with warm water. The toy does not have any mechanical parts so it can be fully submerged in the water without any issues. You can also use a toy cleaning spray or wipes with the dildo. I strongly suggest that the toy be cleaned both before and after use because the material tends to attract hair, lint, etc.

As for my own experience with the toy… well, it was interesting! Like I had mentioned at the beginning of the review, I accepted this assignment after looking at the photo of the toy. I never did end up looking at the measurements before it arrived (shame on me, I know). I also don’t know much about Porn stars so when I had read the name “Flash Brown”, I had assumed that was just the name of the toy. When the package arrived, I seen the packaging it came in and said to my partner, “why is it so big?” Of course, after we opened the packaging, we realized how gigantic the toy actually was. I’ll be honest; it was not only intimidating but a bit scary as well.

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I don’t consider myself a beginner with toy size, but I am also no veteran. I enjoy toys that are a nice happy medium in both length and circumference. When I had tried this dildo, I was actually unable to insert it comfortably. It’s just so big! This is a toy that I’ll have to eventually work my way up to as far as circumference goes. The head itself is 5 ½ inches in circumference, anything more than that and it’s just too much for me right now.

Cleaning the toy was fairly easy because I could submerge the toy in water. The plastic smell was still there after I had washed the toy but it did seem to fade a bit.

I’ve decided to give this dildo a 4 out of 5. I wasn’t able to handle the girth of the toy, but that’s not the toys fault. It’s an attractive, realistic looking dildo, the suction cup holds well, it’s flexible and soft, and can be used vaginally, anally, and is harness compatible. I’ve deducted 1 star because the material really isn’t the greatest. I’d recommend this toy to those who are a fan of the porn star Flash Brown and/or those who prefer extremely big insertable toys.

I have not attempted to use Flash Brown since the original review but he's come out a lot just to show my friends how ridiculously huge he is. I can't see myself ever being able to use this monster cock but I'll always keep him around just to show my friends. It's definitely an interesting conversation starter! He's just way too large for me.