I waited in very eager anticipation for this toy to arrive and when it did, I put it straight to work. First things first - this toy is much larger than you imagine it to be. Even with the scaled photo, I thought it would be smaller than it is. That's good news for size queens, not so good news for others.

The shape is incredibly alluring. When I held it in my hands, I couldn't wait to feel that tip inside me, up against my g-spot. I imagined how the curves would feel when they were entering me, essentially rolling up and down along my vaginal walls. I was very ready to play with her, but as soon as she was inside of me, I felt disappointment.

First off, the head is so large that it's uncomfortable if it isn't in at exactly the right angle. It put so much pressure on my g-spot that it hurt. Same goes for that first wave/bump in the shaft. I couldn't use this comfortably even when I stuck it to the floor and used it hands free. The suction is incredible, though. It really holds well and stays in place. Suction gets a 10 out of 10.

I did try several times over a period of two weeks to find the "trick" to this toy, but it just didn't work out. After about 15 minutes of trying, I would have to give up because I was feeling so uncomfortable and sore. Perhaps someone else who really loves huge toys will have better luck than me.

The material and texture were great, though. I've repeatedly said in my many reviews that 100% platinum grade silicone is the best thing ever and this toy is no exception to that. It is a smooth bodied toy and the soft texture feels really nice against the skin. Having no scent or taste is also a huge bonus. Cleaning is a breeze and it is compatible with water based lubricant (silicone lube with a silicone toy is a no no).

Overall, I think if this was a little bit smaller, it has potential to be an excellent toy, but for now, it's just something nice to look at and imagine what could have been.