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Biggest Cock in the World!

Size queens only. This toy will provide the perfect experience for size queens looking to push it to the limit. It is girthy, long, and very realistic. It's a piece of the Legend himself.
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Pros
Size Queens only, realistic, huge, suction cup base, soft skin, firm core
Cons
too big for most, condoms may be difficult to find
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

When my package arrived I was so excited to try out my new toy. Once the box was open, I pulled out an extremely long and girthy box. My boyfriend and I locked eyes...and laughed. This toy is LARGE. Take out your measuring tape for this one. I had no hope of truly inserting this dildo, but over time,, I warmed up to it. Surprisingly, the John Holmes doesn't look as big now that I have gotten more familiar with it. No less, this toy is for size queens only. The easiest way to use this big guy is with a partner. My arms aren't long enough to maneuver this toy while on my back. I read that one reviewer used a dinner plate which works well when straddling this cock. Once again, he is BIG so every day use is not for everybody. This toy is also quite porous and made of UR3 material so cleanliness can be an issue.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Suction cup
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The John Holmes UR3 has a very life-like texture. It is very soft to the touch, yet firm when squeezed. The toy comes with a powder, which I believe is corn starch, that makes it not sticky. Once the toy is used it gets very sticky and it becomes a lint and fur magnet. When the toy is wet is becomes extremely slippery. If the powder is not applied the surface gets tacky and can stretch and rip very easily. There was a faint odor but nothing I was bothered by and there was no noticeable taste.
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Let's start with the size. It's huge! I honestly didn't know it was molded after such a porn legend. The novelty alone makes this toy such a joy to own. The shape of the cock is basically straight. The shaft is about the same girth from head to base. When being inserted, after the slight bump of the head being penetrated, it gets noticeably smaller then once again a slight bump, then (some) relief. Because I can feel this, I assume there is some variation in the girth towards the head. I can penetrate about 6-8 inches on a very good day. This is an over-sized cock and I love it for that reason. I need a lot of warming up to use much smaller toys, so the warm up for Mr. Holmes takes a good while. He is the most obvious, conspicuous toy anyone could own. At 13 inches he is hard to hide, even with his little red sack.
    • Advanced
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

The size of this toy is both the best and the worst feature. My boyfriend hunted down the giants of the giants and found John Holmes UR3. We always play with girth but this one is the mother load. The suction cup base is essential to using this toy solo. Suck it onto a hard floor or a dinner plate and you got yourself a portable erection. Be careful when removing the toy from the surface. Squeeze the cup first to release the suction, otherwise the material is likely to rip.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made from porous UR3 which needs to be cleaned often. Ideally, it should be cleaned before and after each use. It should also be used with a condom to prevent infections or absorbing chemicals in the material. I have yet to try them, but Durex condoms sell a very large size that may fit. Cleaning is pretty simple; make sure soap gets into the suction cup too, rinse, pat dry, and apply powder. I noticed applying the powder goes quicker when applied to the hands than to the toy. It's almost like preventing dough from sticking when baking. The powder can squirt out quick sometimes too. John Holmes UR3 came with a red pouch with Doc Johnson logos all over. It has no drawstring and is almost too small for the toy but it works for my toy box. He should only be used with water-based lubes and kept in a pouch to avoid contact with other items. It can be too big for some to store, but my toy box was created with this guy in mind.
    • Difficult to store
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The box is very large, for obvious reasons, but it came with a hilarious picture of John Holmes with his autograph at the bottom. It also came with his biography, a care sheet, and a red pouch for storage. The box could also be used to store him in his pouch.
    • Good for storage
    • Very informative

Experience

Take it easy with this cock. It can get very uncomfortable very quick if you are not ready for it. Never push yourself, listen to your body, and you'll have a great time.
Follow-up commentary
This is not an everyday toy. I never grab it to use it, but my boyfriend loves to use it on me, so he is usually the one to bring this big guy out. If I am not ready for it, it is a bit painful or if my arousal dies because of lack of g-spot stimulation or I am simply distracted, then it gets uncomfortable. In general, it is a very fun toy to have in my collection. I love the fact that if I want a lot of girth or shaft to play with, it is available. My favorite thing about this toy is how aroused my boyfriend gets when using it on me. He gets very hard when watching it penetrate me. Often, if in not up for it, he asks if he can just rub it on me and not penetrate. This provides a great sensation and most of the time it leads to penetration, which was his goal from the beginning. Even stroking this enormous cock is fun.

The picture below is a comparison of my regular use dildos. The smallest is the Cybercock. Next is the Adam's Pleasureskin dildo, then of course "Big John", The John Holmes UR3 Cock.

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