The Large Big Stuff, by Doc Johnson, is marketed for male anal penetration, but can be used for vaginal penetration as well. The ridges beneath the head are perfect for g-spot or p-spot stimulation and it's wide suction cup base enables it to be stuck to a hard, flat surface for a hands-free ride.

This toy is perfect for any and all size queens, but I'm not sure I'd suggest it for a beginner. I mean, a lot of lube and a lot of patience is all it takes, but insertion can be painful and trying if you're not used to stretching.

Go slow! Going too fast may result in tearing. Tearing is not fun.

This dildo is made of Sil-a-Gel, which is anti-bacterial, hypoallergenic and body safe. There are no phthalates or latex. And unlike most PVC, cadmium is not used in the making of Sil-a-Gel.

The Big Stuff is dense but a little squishy. And it's flexible.

The first thing we noticed about this toy was the smell. It has an extremely strong "new beach ball" smell. I happen to like the smell but was told I'm weird for liking it. Unfortunately, the smell transfers into a taste that lingers for a minute or two, though not as strong as the smell.

The surface, while smooth and slightly porous, was slightly tacky to the touch when the Big Stuff arrived, but a quick wash was all it needed. This is a toy you're going to want to use lube with. Which is fine cause it works well with either a silicone or water based lube.

You're probably going to also want to keep toy spray or wipes handy. I washed it, put it back in its container, and took it out to finger and smell it some more and, in just that little bit of exposure, it was covered in bird feathers, dust and lint.

Without something to gauge it against in the photograph, this toy looks harmless. And that's exactly what I thought when it was offered to me. "It can't be that big." Even when I was told it was bigger than Gary's wrist, I was skeptical.

This toy is huge. Almost comically so.

The Large Big Stuff has a realistic-looking head with two ribs directly below it. The bottom flares into a wide, concave base that functions as a suction cup and can be used to hold it in place. Weighing in at a whopping two pounds, this big black dick has an insertable length of six and one half inches and a circumference of seven inches. It's entire length is eight inches and it's got a diameter of two and one eighth inches.

What does one say about the performance of a dildo this incredibly large?

The Large Big Stuff is any size queen's dream. Its bulbous head and subsequent ribs are amazing for g-spot, p-spot, and vulva stimulation. It's incredible for thrusting. And it stretches orifices wonderfully.

Its slick surface makes insertion a trick, though, without sticking it to a hard flat surface. Adding any lube at all makes for a scene reminiscent of chasing the soap in the bathtub. The Big Stuff must have slipped out of my hands and shot clear across the room four times in one session. I finally dug my nails into the bottom. It didn't go anywhere then. However, it now has permanent nail-shaped indentations.

The Big Stuff is harness compatible and has a wide, concave bottom that functions as a suction cup.

The Big Stuff hung on my wall by the concave bottom for more than twenty-four hours without so much as wiggling. Through a door slamming good time, provided by the downstairs neighbors, The Big Stuff jutted proudly out of my semi-gloss. And! When M took it down, worrying about the paint, we found our wall still intact without so much as a speck of transfer on the wall or the toy.

I haven't used it this way (hanging off the wall), yet. So I can't speak to its ability to do this while in use. But, obviously, it holds pretty well.

This toy can be washed with antibacterial soap and water, or a toy cleaner. I'd suggest keeping wipes or a wet washcloth handy while using this toy, or using a condom with it. If I didn't know better, I'd swear it emits static electricity with the way it attracts lint, dust, bird feathers, etc.

As for storage, I'm probably not keeping the cylinder it came in. It's really lame. I'll probably store it in a large Ziploc bag. As soon as I get to the store and buy more, that is.

The packaging of this toy really leaves something to be desired. It came in a plastic cylinder with a slip-off top sporting the blue TitanMen logo on the front and a blurb declaring the Big Stuff for "serious anal play" in large white letters. I understand that it's marketed for men, so I wasn't too upset by the fact that there is no mention of vaginal use at all.

In transit, the lid popped off and the dildo was flopping around inside the box. Though I suspect it would have been doing that regardless. While the Big Stuff is big, the cylinder is larger and there is a ton of room for it to move around inside.

I'm sure the looseness of the packaging will bring the toy no harm. But it was obvious there was something soft and heavy inside the box on my doorstep. Perhaps something a little less flimsy and a bit more form-fitting is in order for a toy so large.