The Crystal Jellies Ballsy Cock is my first dildo. I have personally always wondered what the big deal with dildos is (I mean, no vibrations or movement, what fun is that?), but I loved the look of this toy and decided to give it a whirl. So glad that I did!

This arrived a few days ago, along with a few other toys I ordered, my first Eden order, very discreet shipping packaging, had no qualms about picking it up from the apartment office. The packaging for the toy itself is less discreet. The toy is a little over 7 inches long total, with a 6.5 inch insertable length, and weighs about a pound, so it's rather hefty and the box is big enough to accommodate. It would be gift wrappable, but not something you'd want to open up in front of guests. It's obvious what it is through the plastic packaging, and "Ballsy Cock" is plastered right on the box!

This toy is an intimidating sight, and I wouldn't recommend it for beginners. The sculpting is gorgeous and very realistic. It has some light veining and a very pronounced head that give a lot of sensation during use. The ridge between the head and shaft is rather deep, however, and if you're very sensitive, it may be uncomfortable. It is also very girthy, so if you're not fond of very filling toys, I would avoid this. I found it to be just the right size for me.

My first use was typical 'on the bed' style. Being slightly tacky, I did have to use lube with it, but it gets comfortably slick when lubed. As this is a pvc toy, water and silicone lube are acceptable. The space between the balls and the suction cup make a wonderful grip point to hold for thrusting. This toy has just the right mix of firmness and plushness and is very flexible. I also took this toy into the shower to test out the suction cup, and it stuck and stayed stuck to the shower walls even when damp. I'm actually very impressed with the suction cup; it sticks to just about everything, and it doesn't leave any sort of ring on the surface.

This toy does have a very perfumey, rubbery smell about it and also is a bit of a chemically taste. If you're wanting to do 'pretend oral' with this toy, it's probably too girthy for that; maybe my mouth is small, but it doesn't fit very well! I've only had the toy for about 3 days, so I'm not sure if the smell will dissipate at all. I also wish I'd gotten the 'clear' version of the toy, which is actually more of a blue, then the 'pink', which is actually more of a red.

All in all, this toy works great, feels great, and looks great! I wouldn't recommend it for beginners, or anyone who is very small, sensitive, or both simply because of the size and heft.