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Awkward says it all!

For the most part the Swirly Deuce Jr is difficult to use for double penetration, in fact, it's so awkward you'll spend more time trying to find pleasure than receiving it. The bottom line is, it's more work than it's worth.
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Pros
Body safe Pyrex glass, G-spot stimulation.
Cons
Awkward when used for double penetration, small.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The Swirly Deuce Jr can be used by any female, but would be best suited for those individuals looking to explore DP and don't want to start off with dildos of larger diameter. The use of any type of lubricant as well as temperature play are also added bonuses.

Temperature play can be achieved by placing the Swirly Deuce Jr in warm or cool water before use. "Freezing" and "hot water" are not recommended to avoid injury.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The Swirly Deuce Jr is smooth, unyielding, frictionless, Pyrex Glass. This is a triple dildo. The side intended for double penetration has a blue swirled vaginal portion and a completely texture free smaller shaft just below it for anal penetration. The handle, or individual dildo, has raised nubs covering the shaft starting right below the head. Both textured portions feel really great in use and aren't overly stimulating or painful.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The design of the Swirly Deuce Jr is great in theory but sadly not in use. It's just plain awkward when used for double penetration, not to mention rather small. When inserted, the blue swirled portion in the vagina and the smaller smooth portion in the anus, the handle, or bumpy dildo, is almost completely underneath you making it very hard to manipulate in a lying down position. The only way to remedy this is to use the Swirly Deuce Jr in a seated position with your rear end hanging off the edge of a chair, or a tub for example. DP with this toy does feel good, it's just so awkward to use. The dildos slide in any orifice with ease.

The bumpy dildo feels awesome and when angled just right it was easy to stimulate my G-spot. This was the most enjoyable portion of this dildo for me.

As far as the size goes, the diameter of this toy was on the small side at around one inch. The lengths are as follows. The blue swirl dildo is seven and a half inches in total with around five and three quarter inches insertable. The anal, smooth portion, is four and three quarter inches in total length. Last but not least the bumpy dildo is six and a half inches in total with four and three quarter inches insertable.
    • Awkward in use
    • Futuristic

Performance

I think I've made it pretty clear that the DP experience is awkward with the Swirly Deuce Jr. The bumpy dildo is very enjoyable, but the toy as a whole is lacking girth and ease of use. I found it very hard to be turned on while trying to figure out how to make this work logistically.
    • Hard to manipulate.

Care and Maintenance

The Swirly deuce Jr can be boiled, thrown in the top shelf of the dishwasher, or bleached to clean or sterilize. Any lubricant can be used with it as well.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The Swirly Deuce Jr came packaged in a white and lime green polka dot box. Inside it was wrapped in tons of hot pink tissue paper. No instructions or storage bag was provided.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
I'm sorry to say this, but I haven't revisited the Swirly deuce Jr since my original review. I don't have any plans on using it in the future, it's just too awkward! It's sad because it had potential.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Raggedy Andie
    Thanks for the review. It's too bad it's that awkward because it's a great price.
  • Contributor: Lady Neshamah
    wonderful review
  • Contributor: CynicallyYours
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: nicole07
    Thank you for the great review
  • Contributor: *Huxley*
    It looks promising, but that sucks that it's so awkward
  • Contributor: Diabolical Kitty
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Antipova
    Hey Minxy, thanks for the review---I just got the Swirly Deuce non-junior and it didn't quite fit me. I wonder if this one's a little bit smaller- how far apart are the anal and vaginal parts? In mine, the shafts were 2cm apart and the biggest part of the bulbs were 1cm apart. If this one is a little smaller, I'd definitely want to snap it up while it's still being stocked...
  • Contributor: eroticmutt
    Helpful review, sorry to hear it didn't work out for you
  • Contributor: Mistress Jezebel
    Thanks for the great review
  • Contributor: Brandonn
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
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