This thing is incredible. It's hands-down the single most realistic approximation of a penis I've ever felt, and completely worth the price.

Let's start with the dildo in your hand. While it's very, very nice to look at, the best way to appreciate this toy is with your eyes closed. The texture is soft and smooth, and drags just a little with the movement of your finger when dry, just like skin. The head is slightly spongier than the rest, and nicely flared. The shaft has a good, firm core to it, while remaining flexible and gently curved, and the whole thing is covered in a fantastic tracery of veins. I'm a little partial, but the testicles are the part of this toy that really amaze me; they're made with a much firmer core and a malleable, soft scrotum that's astonishingly lifelike. They're even covered in pebbly, interesting skin with a very distinct texture from the rest of the toy.

I have a little bit of an oral fixation, and this toy is perfect for that. As far as insertion goes, this likely won't be the toy to use when you need a good, serious pounding, given its flexibility, and a suction cup would make a nice addition to diversify its uses. It does shade to the long, slender side, so keep that in mind if your top priority is girth. In all other respects, though, it's phenomenal. There is nothing else on the market that even comes close to replicating the feel of a real cock the way this toy does.

In terms of care, this one does require a bit more input. It should be cleaned before and after play, and dusted with corn starch between uses. Hand washing with antibacterial soap is a must, since it isn't possible to disinfect it otherwise. Use only water based lube, too, as other kinds can damage the toy's surface. Also, while I haven't seen it mentioned anywhere else, you should take extra care with this one if you happen to have pets; the same texture that makes it so terrifically realistic also makes it a magnet for pet hair, so keep something handy by the bed to wipe it down with, just in case.