So much seemed right, when I first laid eyes on the Sugar Drop. I had read the stats, admired the colors, and thought about what it took to dial me home… but, alas, this dildo has become a ‘mood dildo’, something I can only use when the mood strikes me.

The Sugar Drop|Sugar drop dildo is made of silicone, which is of course a wise and popular choice of material due to its easily cleaned, hygienic nature. Boil it! Presto Changeo, it’s hygienic. Clean it with soap, clean it with toy cleaner, it’s gold. There are many grades of silicone, and many densities that alter the base feel if a dildo. The Sugar Drop is made of silicone that is rather dense, resulting in a dildo of moderate heft (it weighs a little more than it looks it should), and great firmness. This dildo, she does not flop.

I love the handle she sports, it’s wide and easily gripped during use, it doesn’t generally slip when held with a lubed up hand. The neck between the ‘handle’ and the insertable part of the dildo does have flex, but it’s not enough to compromise control. My wrists never ache when I’m brave enough to thrust with this dildo, the hooked handle adds a lot to the ergonomics of solo play. I really wish more dildos had this feature.

The gentle taper at the head, the wider barrel of the shaft, her delicate neck and flared handle, the firmness of her, the ever so velvety/smooth overall texture she has…. Mmmm! So close!

At last, we have her fatal flaw: bubbles. The Sugar Drop suffers from vanity, a little flit of bubbley decorations right at the head and partways down the shaft, barely raised and barely seen in the promo shots… ruins the whole effect, for me. And they looked SO innocent…

I hadn’t thought anything of them, when I saw them, the descriptions even said they were stimulating (which I doubted, they were so tiny when I saw them), but due to the Sugar Drop’s very firm, dense nature, the bubbles have no give, and therefore, they rub a bit mercilessly against your tender bits. It’s easy to imagine them feeling great, it’s easy to imagine them being a selling point… but instead, I found they irritated me, rather than excited me. The bubbles actually began to feel a little burn-y after a while, a little like I was being scrubbed. It became so uncomfortable, I gave up thrusting her for several turns before coming back to it.

Instead, I opted to use her more as a ‘plug’, and strum away at my clit while holding her in. The orgasm that gave me was intense, the Sugar Drop’s shaft was wide enough to fully engage my vaginal walls, giving me a very satisfied end.

But I Wasn’t satisfied. She looked so perfect! I just… I wanted to fuck her like a dirty monkey, and damn if those bubbles didn’t make that a totally displeasing prospect. Eventually, I wanted it badly enough to give it a try. I slathered her from top to bottom with lubricant, more lube than I use with any of my other toys, and rode her home. While the lube was ‘new’, it was great. The bubbles did feel a bit nice, it didn’t burn or feel weird at all. The handle allowed me to push the tapered head upwards, to drag along the general area of my G-spot (which I haven’t found yet!). I pushed the handle down, the head tipped up and dragged along that special area, I squeezed and I lifted the handle up, and drew out, and yes, I was at last able to get that one grand fuck out of her! Hell yes!

But damn, she’s work. I’ve taken to calling her my Pink Bitch, because I really can’t tolerate her type of stimulation often. The bubbles never stop feeling… well, uncomfortable, and I rarely feel like globbing lube all over myself and my bed. The Sugar Drop is, in the end, worth the price for me, because I do on occasion feel like having the orgasm she presents…just… not always.