As a rule I am prejudice against jelly toys. Most of them just don’t feel good and aren't durable enough for my taste. For me to give a jelly toy five stars is almost as unexpected as it would be for George W. Bush to win a bikini contest. I originally bought this toy because of its size and for the vibrating egg inside. At $49.99 I figured that if it worked even marginally well it would be a good buy. I’m very pleased to report that it works very, very well! Many jelly toys I've tried seem low quality compared to silicone and realistic materials. This toys, however, is the poster child of how to make a proper jelly toy. I still don’t care for jelly when compared to other options, but it’s still better than rubber. Having known the shortcomings of jelly prior to buying it I can’t hold it against the toy. If this toy came in UR3 it would easily be the best piece in my collection. Even in Jelly it’s still in my top five picks.

I dislike the way jelly feels on the surface. If you feel the same way I do then covering the toy with a condom works well. The length is just right. At seven inches it’s great for deep penetration. I tend to start out tight so it takes me a minute to take it all. It’s very satisfying once it’s all in. feeling the jelly balls against me is like getting to the center of a tootsie pop. Being two inches thick makes it seem very well proportioned. When it’s inside me it is quite filling and very satisfying. The thickness also helps its rigidity. It’s not floppy the way more petite jelly toys can be. Another nice thing about the size is that if you want to be rough and really pound it in you can and you’ll still be able to walk afterwards. When you hold it you can feel the hard plastic egg inside. As it penetrates, you’ll feel where the vibrating egg is because the jelly doesn't have as much give in that section. It might be one of my favorite things about this toy.

The suction cup also works great! It will hold itself up even when horizontal as long as you’re not too rough with it. It holds on to glass very well. Let’s not forget about that egg… it’s what makes this toy unforgettable. The vibrator is very powerful and not too loud. From a safety standpoint I highly recommend using condoms any time you use a Jelly product. For anal penetration condoms must be used. They also make cleanup a snap.