Oh boy oh boy! I'm not sure I believe Kevin Dean's penis is actually this large, but it's impressive all the same. This one is not for noobs, so if you don't want to go the way of Mr. Hands, play safe and slowly work your way up.

I was a little hesitant when I saw rubber as the material listed (I'd only used rubber once and it was an old school 80's dildo), thinking it would be unnatural and overly firm, but dear God this thing is realistic. You'll be scratching your head wondering why the foreskin doesn't retract before you remember it's not real. Jelly normally is my preference of material for the firmness/squishiness ratio, but whatever kind of rubber used here is just perfect. You can bend the shaft to a 90 degree angle easily, but it'll snap right back (possibly giving you a black eye!). It's soft enough for ease of entry and hard pounding (assuming you can handle the size), but still manages to be totally solid at the same time. The realism carries over to the texture of the material as well-- great veins, foreskin detail, and curves on the glans bottom. The balls could be squishier, but I've yet to see a set on a dildo that are truly realistic. It did have some smell to it, but for its size not nearly as bad as others like Rambone or the Cherry Vibro.

The size is obviously amazing and, as stated above, be sure to work up slowly to this. I (male, by the way) am about 5'7, 140lb, with hips that are about 30", and it's exactly as girthy as my body allows (any bigger around and I'm scraping my tail bone). Incredible feeling of fullness. The length is also just right for a big toy fan of my height; I can take this sucker balls deep finally, but it would not be possible to accommodate any more length unless it was one of those super limp jelly types that snake all the way up into your stomach.

I will note that this sucker does weigh a ton, to the point of being very difficult to use solo. It is possible though, as the suction cup is indeed strong enough to support this attached to a wall. It may be hard to stick it back on if it detaches from the wall though, as chances are by the time it's inside you it'll have half a gallon of lube drenching it, your hands, your sheets, etc.

My only gripe is hygiene. Rubber I read is not very hygienic anyway, but this stuff is bad enough to be discolored after prolonged use, and the skin is so realistic it looks like it has pores. All around bad news when it comes to bacteria. I recommend a condom for this baby if you can find any that'll fit him!