I knew this one was going to be the perfect length, but I was less than pleased by the head size here. Also of note, I knew this material was going to attract lint, no matter what. So, be mindful of that when you have this one stashed in your drawer. It's important to have something on standby that can work without needing to be charged if it dies, and I figured this battery-operated schlong might be the one.

I often bring myself to orgasm with external stimulation and then follow through with penetration, so I tried that first. It's good to know that the vibration in this schlong wand is enough to get me there. Happy news is that I didn't kill the motor with the thrusting turned on. The vibration really adds to the feel with the movement. It's gentle, but I would really love to see toys strong enough to withstand the contractions of O's but thrust slowly. There's much to be said about a slow, sensual lover that goes deep.

I've used this toy a few times since initial impressions, still pleased, but if I were making corrections that I think other women would have in mind I would say the material is going to be a negative and you're probably going to wish this toy came with warming, as an option.

Vibrations are concentrated at the tip, so using this toy externally is ideal if you want to rub it on your clit or tease yourself with it. The vibes are also good internally, as there's a little bit of flexibility.

The orgasm was okay with Mr.John, but he's not going to be the first I call when I'm in need. He's good to have on standby in case one of your favs is tired or unprepared. John is there when you've already been playing, have gotten yourself all riled up, and old faithful has fallen asleep. You can slap some batteries in him, and he's good to go. Keep him in the drawer, just in case, but make sure there isn't too much in there that he can pick up. You wouldn't want to find yourself close, reaching for something to help you finish, and John is covered in lint balls and crumbs.