A Few Good Laughs
If you're looking for an EXTRA SMALL, limp, useless pink dick, then this toy is for you! Mr. Limpy Extra Small would make a great gag gift for that special someone. It can also be useful as a stress ball or paperweight in your [home] office.
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Pros
Hypoallergenic, easy to travel with, easy to clean, easy to store, great gag gift
Cons
Not stiff enough for penetration or stimulation, short insertable length
Follow-up commentary
22 days after original review
My Mr. Lumpy extra small has started to tear on the tip of the penis and on the balls from so much pulling, and poking, and squeezing on him while studying and doing homework. He's also started to get sticky, but I have not dusted him with cornstarch to change this.
With this, I feel if someone were going to use this for a real sexual experience, it wouldn't last long. The material doesn't seem to put up with much abuse without getting a tear or pucker.
With this, I feel if someone were going to use this for a real sexual experience, it wouldn't last long. The material doesn't seem to put up with much abuse without getting a tear or pucker.
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Great review, thank you!
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Thanks!
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Too bad this isn't stiff enough for penetration. I wod've loved to try some of the other Mr. Limpys
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is it a good packer?
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I don't really know what a packker is robespierrethecat! On other reviews I've heard them mention that it is, but from my own personal experience I have no idea.
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Thanks for the review
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Yeah, this really isn't for penetration use. Sorry you were disappointed.
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Great review, thank you!
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Great review, thank you!
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Thanks For The Review
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For those that feel this review is not useful at all or even if you found it useful, how do you feel I could improve my reviews? What information are you looking for? I would love your comments. Thanks.
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Honestly, this review came off as super sarcastic/ possibly harsh to those who identify as being trans*/ find the Mr. Limpy to be useful--- like you treated it like a joke sort thing, but if that's all you found use for... well, I guess that's you. Although, it was a refreshing take on reviewing the Mr. Limpy and I agree it wouldn't make too bad of a stress relief squeeze item, although I would bet it would get dirty quickly if you were often grabbing it just whenever
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different perspective. thanks!
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A packer is what this is used for. To be "packed" into the underwear of females/those who relate to the male gender but don't have a penis. This is what Mr. Limpy is actually used for, not for penetration, kegels, etc.
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Yeah I agree with Geo and Fizzy- I don't think you quite got the point of the object so the review wasn't accurate.
Forum
Discussion | Posts | Last Update |
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Mr. Limpy is Mr. Pudding. I'm bitching. | 5 | |
Castration | 21 | |
How do I keep packers from falling apart? | 29 | |
Dying a Mr. Limpy (or equivalent packers) | 3 |
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