I got this vibe from a BOGO free deal, and like most of the toys I get as an added gift, I thought nothing of it past "oo free." But I remember thinking "whoa, this thing is big" when I opened it. This is at the time I didn't know my preference for pure silicone toys, so I thought it was the most realistic dick I'd ever seen in toy form. The slight squish but firmness was welcoming for its thicker size, and I liked the weight it had.

Popping the batteries in, I was naturally surprised at how quiet the vibrations were. They were certainly spread out, but enough of it reached the head of the toy. My first time was solo with the toy, and I was too intimidated by the thickness, so I rutted against it till I gave up. I wasn't too hugely a fan at first, but I was attracted to the realistic texture enough to keep it in my at the time small collection.

I am glad I kept it. I brought it back out with my girlfriend, and we shoved it in a harness for some classic pegging. The vibrations were a lot more noticeable than I remembered them being the first time, which I later realized was a battery problem on my part. But she and I both liked it as a strap-on toy. We have one of those boxer harnesses for STP purposes (the perks of being transgender), so she was able to thread it through the opening and grind down on the base near the control while pegging me. This added a new level of the toy that made me greatly appreciate the simplicity of it. Now I am able to get off and actually appreciate its girth with gel lube.

Though because of the material, I highly recommend a condom. I do not use this toy without one. It's a bit thick, making some brands of condoms harder to get on, but you'll have to experiment.

The moral is the only bad thing I have to say about this toy is it's not silicone.

I have used this toy in every variety of ways I could imagine, from oral, anal, and direct stimulation on my cock, the only way I've truly felt its vibrations is from holding it directly against my own dick. Since the vibrations are spread out evenly it's a little challenging to make it like a makeshift magic wand. However, that's what I like best in my toys.

Personally anally is my favorite way to use this toy, and brought the best orgasm with how thick it is, but you don't feel the vibrations as much that way. Best way to get the vroom is to hold it against your junk and milk a smaller orgasm. Or in the palm of your hand if you just like touching the veins (it's weirdly fun). However I'm a power king and like things unbearably strong, my partner holds the stand it's "strong enough" with new batteries in and can come with it held on her clit.