Love at first sight? Maybe...Lust at first sight definitely! It was almost like the butterfly feeling you get on a first date. LOL Am I going to like this? Mind you I am a somewhat "tight" woman, this was my first dong...not to mention 8 inches.

It had very appealing packaging, clear, easy to open and also could double as a storage case. Be careful with it if your prone to plastic cuts like myself.

Upon getting this feller into my hand I immediately noticed that it had somewhat of an oily texture...and an odor. So I washed it a few times with water and a mild soap. It didn't seem to do anything for either of these mild concerns of mine. It also had a realistic texture to it. Other than the signature and the hue :) It was not light but not exactly heavy either. It has an insertable length of 7 1/2 inches with no base. With no base I would say it wouldn't make a great anal toy.

It is made of rubber which to the best of my knowledge is NOT phthlalate free, and also porous. I would recommend a condom with a water based lube to prolong the life of this toy and also for cleanliness. You can used a silicone lube with rubber so it would work as an bath or shower toy well. But rubber is very durable.

Cleanup was very easy. I through it in the sink and washed it with a little soapy water. Keep in mind that it is a good idea to prop this up to dry. Trying to blot it is a BAD idea...it attracts fuzz easily. So have fun balancing this guy on your counter top:) But the case is great to store it in and not too big, like a big box or anything.

So down to business. I applied a liberal amount of water based lube and pretended this was my "new lover." It firm yet pliable so it was very comfortable to rub on the external vulva/clitoral area. Insertion was easy and comfortable. It had plenty of length for me to insert it deeply yet be able to grasp on to something. Personally while using it the raised "veins" were a little much for me, so "he" didn't get to go a lot of vigorous thrusting. I however very much liked the fullness that I felt. On orgasm it was very comfortable, (not like other, more rigid toys that feel like they are stabbing you during orgasm).

After learning more and more about materials and rubber specifically, I have fallen out of love with my Mr. Softee. I really don't have the patience to slip a condom on my former friend before using it. I do however want the silicone version.