WTFALLACE?!?!
If one can take it all in and enjoys such size, this would be a great toy to add to the collection. Otherwise, unless bought as a gag gift, I would skip over this one.
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Pros
Too large for most, very heavy, hard to store
Cons
Nice feel, can be used with any kind of lube, realistic in looks
I just received this in the mail yesterday, and it's apparent that I have no concept of what inches are because although I read the measurements prior to ordering it, seeing it was a shock.
I have made many purchases from this site and when I first got the box I was astounded by how heavy it was. Even with my largest orders I had never gotten a package that was so heavy. Hours later I opened it only to find that I had a freaking weapon!! I couldn't stop laughing to myself because the sheer size was hilarious.
There is no way I'll be able to use this thing, and although I have considered returning it, I'm thinking I would like to keep it for shits and giggles. Since my husband is out of town for work, I immediately had to call him and tell him about this monster I had ordered. Even without seeing it, he was thrown into a giggle fit and told me that I should keep it.
When it comes to realism, aside from its size, it's as real looking as it can get. The shape of the head, the cock, and the balls are much like that of a real penis. It's ultra veiny, including bluish veins just as a real cock has.
This is a product for either the advanced and experienced user. It would also make a great gag gift or even simply be used as a conversational piece. I honestly even considered sleeping with it under my pillow as a form of self protection.
I’m unsure of where to store it, as it's too big for my toy box. If I didn't have children, I would display it and use it as decoration.
Although I would never use this product myself, I am impressed with the material texture and the feel of it. It's kinda soft, bendy, and doesn't have any ragged edges. For anyone who is interested in a toy of this size, I would recommend it, based on what I know about it without actually using it.
I have made many purchases from this site and when I first got the box I was astounded by how heavy it was. Even with my largest orders I had never gotten a package that was so heavy. Hours later I opened it only to find that I had a freaking weapon!! I couldn't stop laughing to myself because the sheer size was hilarious.
There is no way I'll be able to use this thing, and although I have considered returning it, I'm thinking I would like to keep it for shits and giggles. Since my husband is out of town for work, I immediately had to call him and tell him about this monster I had ordered. Even without seeing it, he was thrown into a giggle fit and told me that I should keep it.
When it comes to realism, aside from its size, it's as real looking as it can get. The shape of the head, the cock, and the balls are much like that of a real penis. It's ultra veiny, including bluish veins just as a real cock has.
This is a product for either the advanced and experienced user. It would also make a great gag gift or even simply be used as a conversational piece. I honestly even considered sleeping with it under my pillow as a form of self protection.
I’m unsure of where to store it, as it's too big for my toy box. If I didn't have children, I would display it and use it as decoration.
Although I would never use this product myself, I am impressed with the material texture and the feel of it. It's kinda soft, bendy, and doesn't have any ragged edges. For anyone who is interested in a toy of this size, I would recommend it, based on what I know about it without actually using it.
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cute story, but no info on product
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I agree, more facts would be nice. Try out the mentor program...its great!
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a weapon - love it!!! good start at reviewing. have you heard about the mentor program? a good mentor can help hone reviewing skills. I had a great mentor.
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Nice.
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I think your pros and cons are reversed
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Hahaha, maybe they are reversed, but I think it depends on one's preferences.
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Funny review! I'll remember to pay more attention to measurements before ordering, haha.
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thanks for the review !
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Cute review.
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I wish there was more information in the review, but your story totally made me crack up xD
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