If you have a girth fetish, this toy is for you!

If you have a thing for giants and Ogres, this toy is for you. There REALLY needs to be a green Shrek version of this toy!

If you are into age play or recovering an experience as the little one - and want a proportionately-sized dildo, this one may be for you.

If you need an amusing blunt weapon for the stage (with possible after-party applications) this toy is for you!

If you just like BIG fucking phallic objects to worship, this toy is definitely for you!

This toy is NOT for you if you cannot tolerate girth, are stupid enough to try it without adequate lube, do not have a partner you can *absolutely* trust to obey your direction, are faint at heart or prone to fainting. I'm not joking, if you are in fragile health, restraint may be in order.

Every one else, assume the position!

To me, PVC is white and you glue it together to run water or make furniture.

This PVC is springy and soft and holds skin-like wrinkles and veins...*cough*. Hung is not as plush and less realistic than Adam's Pleasureskin, but far more durable and a bit springier. It is porous so either put a Magnum condom on it, or wash very thoroughly in very hot water and don't share. Even if they beg.

It is firmer and a little less draggy than a soft jelly or Adam's Pleasureskin, but has more surface detail than either. There is still friction from the detail, but the surface itself doesnt adhere as readily. Anyway, that's what lube is for. Due to it's size and the stretching involved to fit something this large your usual lubes may not be up to the task. I'd highly recommend ordering a thicker "anal" lube to go with the toy. I tried riding Hung with Sliquid Ride H2O lubricant and thought that was ok at the time, but was sore for days afterward. I switched to Sliquid Sassy Intimate Gel, Booty Formula and what a difference the right lube makes! Order more than one bottle of lube, there is a lot of real estate to cover. The area of the insertable length alone is nearly that of a US letter-sized sheet of paper. (88%!) You still feel the surface detail through the lube, which is verra nice.

There is a definite vinyl/toy odor, but not an offensive one. It is much better than my new shower curtain. The odor is lessened by washing and increased by heating. Speaking of heat, this thing is a joy when soaked in hot water for fifteen minutes or a half hour before use. It takes a LONG time to warm through but not so long for the surface to cool, though it reheats easily. I noticed no degradation with the heat, but while I used very hot water, 2 parts boiling poured into one part hot with a probable temperature of around 180F, I did not boil the toy or drop it into just boiled water.

When I opened the box I my first thoughts were:

"It's fucking HUGE!"

"And nicely squishy. Not as heavy as I thought"

"Not a bad head, it'd look right hanging off a bald guy. A BIG bald guy, seven feet tall or so. And stocky"

"The coronal ridge isn't too large or thinly edged (more on that later)."

"It looks great, not too pale, not weirdly tinted, no optic pink corona like some toys I've seen and the right shading along the veins.""

"What nice big veins those are."

While not my favorite shape for a cock head, it looks good and I like the swell-then-taper shaft and the balls. For comparison, the head is about the size of a racquet ball.

Overall, for my personal taste I give it a 5 on color, 4 each on shape and texture and only because cyberskin is so damned lifelike, which gives the PVC Hung stiff competition. On the other hand this is far more durable so a 5 for that.

At a foot long, "discreet" is an oxymoron, this thing is thicker than my wrist, longer than my forearm from elbow to wrist and yes, it is intimidating. No intermediate users for this one, you better know how to pick a good lube, relax, prelube - and I mean at least a couple cc's INSIDE, relax and know that it is going to take a while to open up to this thing if you haven't played with this size before or recently. Twenty minutes or an hour is a good bet. If it doesn't feel *slick*, refresh the lube. If you don't, I'd recommend laying off spicy foods for a few days.

I was very satisfied with the overall size and shape of this toy, but there are couple of points that could be improved on. First, the while the large size of Hung's head is fine, it is too blunt for easy insertion. Even after using a warm-up toy 2-1/4" in diameter I was surprised at what it took to get it in. Elongating the head to more of a point would greatly ease insertion. Once you (finally) get the tip of the head through it's fine and you can enjoy the rest of the toy without too much trouble. You WILL feel the corona very very nicely. There's a moderate but good "bloop!" feeling when it's past then the shaft swells again to fill. More on that in a minute.

The lack of a slightly firmer core makes it difficult to insert without the toy buckling when grasped low on the shaft. Grabbing it no more than a couple inches behind the head solves this, but it means you strip off most of the lube you so carefully applied and can now barely hold onto it with slick hands. If you take your hands off to lube it before the head is in..boinnng. Off it goes. I used the toy standing, on my side and with it tied to an upright post. Pretty much the same issues in each position. This toy is probably most easily used with a partner.

On the plus side, The softness of the material makes the size easily tolerable, within a week I adjusted to the point a warm up toy wasn't needed if I took a little time and preheated Hung.

The surface texture is nice, you can feel the veins as you go down and there are not any catchy spots on the shaft.

I did not use the vac-u-loc feature, so I can't comment on it.

The material is PVC which allows all lubes. This toy is very heat tolerant, I prewarmed it in water that was probably near 180 degrees F. Maintenance is easy: wash in hot water with antibacterial soap, pat dry and store in a plastic bag. It is somewhat sticky, but far less than an Adam's Pleasureskin dildo and less than many jellies too. There is a lot of surface texture to catch debris so wash very carefully if dropped and after use.

Good luck finding a giant ziplock to fit this one that won't also store a throw pillow. I use a clean plastic grocery bag, never used to hold groceries. So far it seems to store just fine horizontally and doesn't retain "dents" from being left on a box corner, against the top of a lube bottle, etc.

Hung arrived in a glossy illustrated cardboard box with the blunt instrument inside heat-sealed into a loose plastic bag. No instructions. It should at least come with an amusing list of warnings in Chingrish. Discreet? Yeah, right, discreet *giggles*. The TOY is over a foot long, the box is bigger with a life-sized picture on the front. If you want to be thrown out of your strict boarding school, pass a few of these around the dorm floor or just leave one on your desk for Sister Godzilla to find. The box can be used as a gift box, it is just sturdy enough, but not for long term storage and the bag inside is pretty useless once opened.

But how *was* it you ask?

Well, the head is about the size of a racquet ball, but felt a lot more like a tennis ball when I sat on it the first time. "Oh my God, how am I going to get this in?" I asked myself. I pushed harder, holding Hung just below the head. I felt myself stretch and stretch and . . . the sensation of being *opened* was incredible.

But - the head wasn't completely in. The tip was, and now I could feel the coronal ridge at the top of my rim as a touch, then a further stretch. This touch/stretch divided itself and slid down opposite sides of my rim to meet at the bottom. I could feel it inside too, repeating on both rings of muscle. Amazing. I've never had a toy that let me feel that. "This is intense." I thought. I had a shiver of pleasure.

Then the last of the coronal ridge was through and head was completely in . . . BLOOP! The groove following the ridge let the shaft speed in and let me tell you the shaft swells behind it! "Gasp!" is not the word. I was now impaled on a veiny shaft swelling to the same diameter as the ridge, though I wasn't that far down yet. I was literally shaking and the impact on my p-spot sent pleasure curling along my arms and legs. My cock leaked pre-cum and I was panting when I wasn't groaning. It wasn't entirely comfortable, but it didn't actually hurt either. It was very definitely still a shock to the system! This from just the head and an inch or two past that.

I couldn't tolerate it for for long so I pulled it out. Emptiness, as sudden as the fullness had been.

After adding more lube, just in case, I tried again. Re-entry was just as intense with the same sparks. I did it again and this time after the corona dropped away I rode down the shaft. I was already shaking and as the swell of the shaft filled me touching everything I began flat-out hyperventilating. I tried to lay still and just feel it, but I couldn't, instead I did a sort of slow motion dog paddle and kick.

I pulled off again.

I lay there feeling that nice stretched feeling and the p-spot echoes dying away then..again. First more lube.

This time it was easier to get it inside me, but still, I felt everything and amazingly full. I rode down the shaft, then up, down and kept going and it felt like half my skin was trying to orient to magnetic North. In inch-square patches.

I played a good while. I never did quite get a p-spot orgasm but was pretty mellow when I was done an hour later. I didnt even bother to jack off, and the just-fucked soreness was actually pleasant. Less so the next day and I ordered a thicker lube for the next time. I wasn't walking funny, but I was very definitely sore.

I tried it with the new lube and what a difference! I also really preheated the toy and whoa! I've had that make a difference with other toys, but Hung hits a lot of square inches inside. Verra verra nice. I rode it down to about 4" from the balls.

Sometimes I can ride it deep, sometimes I'll spasm and force it out after six inches or so. I'm a little disappointed I can't bottom on it as I really like the feeling of a toy's balls hitting me, but the closest I've gotten is 2" from the balls and that was feeling a pinch. Not so good. So for me an 8" insertable length would be better at this diameter. I can go deeper with a narrower toy but size makes a difference *grin* Maybe I want a Vixen Outlaw, maybe just a little thicker.