While it's difficult for me to pinpoint anything about this harness that's really "wrong", it's much harder for me to pinpoint anything that's really "right".

Having started out with a top-of-the-line strap-on, I suppose I'm a bit spoiled when it comes to these toys. First of all, I noticed that the material of the actual harness was kind of chafing. Rather than the soft, supple leather I would prefer to feel against my skin, the texture was more like wet cardboard. The result is that while it's durable and definitely able to stand up to any of the...er...liquid substances it might come into contact with, it's not particularly comfortable and takes away from the experience of the wearer during use. Since I shave clean, I didn't like the way the rough leather rubbed against my sensitive skin.

One thing I DID like was the way it played up the masculinity of having a dick, even a fake one. While the fit is mediocre, it at least puts the toy at the right angle to have a sort of natural thrusting motion. It didn't shift around too much or wiggle loose, and it gave me that nice little power rush of being the one doing the fucking for once! It's not bad on the eyes either; the all-black color scheme is certainly intimidating in that sexy sort of way that most bottoms enjoy being scared of!

As for fit, it wasn't difficult for me to adjust to using it. I didn't have much trouble at all with it moving. The straps definitely stayed tight, which seems to be one of the nicest qualities about having a leather harness versus a nylon one. I'm still not entirely sure I like the style of the rear buckle; it makes putting it on a little awkward, but it's certainly not an issue.

As far as the toy goes, I have no complaints other than the material. Silicone all the way, baby! The rubber of this toy likes to attract dust, hair, and other dirty little specks that might be floating around your bed, so make sure you check to see that it's 100% clean before use and don't let it roll around in on the end of the bed where the dog sleeps between sessions. Of course, be sure that you boil it before and after each session to make sure it's completely clean, especially if you have multiple partners!

From my experience this is a good tip for ALL strap-ons, but make sure you tighten it to a nice snug fit. Don't go so tight that you're cutting off circulation, but you need to be sure it doesn't wiggle around---you can cause some serious damage if you plunge it at the wrong angle, and blood is only fun when it's consensual and doesn't come out in your poop.

I also recommend taking the time to put a cock ring on the toy; since it doesn't come with one (which I have to add, shame on you, Spartacus! Could have made your harness SO much easier to use.) I just used my own. This keeps it from sliding back and causing the harness to get caught up on the shaft, making you pause in your orgasmic thrusting to adjust it to the right fit again...over and over and over. Rings are pretty cheap and you can buy a bunch in a pack just in case one snaps or something. They get lost easily too.