I want to go to a Rainbow Party.

Seriously. I want to get a bunch of girlfriends together, share out a box of different colored lipsticks, then call up every guy we know and tell them they’re in for a treat.

Because every one of us is going to blow them in turn, and smear our lipstick up their shaft, and the last one to cum will be declared the winner because he’ll also have the most vivid colors on his shaft.

Yeah. Or I could just buy a Rocket.

I love this toy. I love its companions as well, the Meteorite butt plug and the Comet g-spotter, but I especially love the Rocket because it’s what Rainbow Parties are all about. Without the crowds.

Seriously, the colors involved leave it looking like something caught midway between an especially scrumptious candy, and something you’d expect to find unicorns frolicking around. Green fades to yellow, shifts to orange, moves to purple. Sizewise it’s suitable for any kind of pussy play, with 5.5 inches of insertable length, and girthwise it’s good for oral play as well - which means you can keep all those lovely lipstick colors for yourself, and add your own merry melodies to the tune it’s already playing.

Which, I have to admit is the first thing I did with mine, once it was out of the packaging.

I love the way it feels. I’ve tried some other Tantus toys and found them a little unforgiving in the rigidity department. Rocket has... not a softness, but certainly a sensuous “give” that allows you some leeway if your fantasies demand. You can bite without risking a chipped tooth, you can bend without fearing a foreboding crack. And while no silicone toy is ever going to be give up that odd sense of “stickiness” that I’m sure you know from your others... well, I’ve never turned my nose up at a bit of sticky dick, and I bet you haven’t, either.

If you want to read the toy’s specifications, it’s requirements and design, and see it shot from various angles, the product page will answer all your questions and concerns. What it may not tell you are all the games that you can play with it, and the sheer fun of combining its color scheme into your fancies. Last night I had a Rainbow Party, tonight I think I’m going to play Clue. Colonel Mustard, the Reverend Green, Professor Plum and let’s dress Miss Scarlet in a more orangey hue, and they’re all coming round to visit Miss Pink.

Well, we know that they’re all going. Let’s just hope that she cums as well.