Or, Ballad of Lone Star. Maestro, the tune.

USE
There's a caramel cock called Lone Star, realistic as can be,
lots of other people know him, he's quite the prize, you see;
he can love you hard as you can bear, he can love you tenderly,
O that caramel cock called Lone Star is the only one for me.

He will challenge your deep throat skills, fill you up so you'll feel tight,
too soft to use for anal, but he'll slap your face just right;
I can ride him on the bathtub edge, or lie back and he'll top me,
He is the only dildo that has made me sing with glee!

MATERIAL AND CARE
His inner core supports him while his skin moves supplely,
dimethicone in the resin matrix , outer layer so squishy;
balls feel great against me, held in place by rigid base,
store upright, bleach or boil him, with water lubes only grace.

DESIGN, SHAPE, and SIZE
The first day that I met him, he spent an hour to get inside,
An eighth less than two inch across't him, I've ne'er seen one so wide!
But we both warmed up the next day, I welcomed all six inches in,
you don't need a curve for your g-spot, his girth will make you grin.

He's smaller than the Outlaw, and a hair slimmer than Buck,
but if you're new to big toys, with Lone Star you're in luck;
at first I looked to Johnny, but was told Lone Star was firm,
even with a less defined head, O how he makes me squirm.

PERFORMANCE
I had never touched VixSkin before, I thought it was all hype,
but having held it in me, I can't find a single gripe;
there's more "skin" than a real man, but the feeling's most as good,
if you have never tried it, I'd surely say you should.

The orgasms from thrusting will shake you to your core,
a wonderful experience like none you've felt before;
when your muscles clench the VixSkin gives an ideal amount,
and if you keep on thrusting, you quickly will lose count!

I chose him for myself for cheer when I left my boyfriend's side,
and instead of softly weeping, you'll find me smiling wide;
and if Lone Star ever left me, it'd like to break my heart,
but since he's made of VixSkin, he'll never fall apart.

He's the sweetest hunk of silicone this lover ever knew,
his perfect looks and texture enthrall me, O they do!
you may talk about your Ella, Wand, or your dear Fun Factory,
but my darling VixSkin Lone Star is the only cock for me.

The nicest part of folk songs is the story's ne'er all told---
newcomers add their own lines to those sung so long ago;
so if you should meet Lone Star, and are compelled to join the song,
just add your rhymes to mine here, so we all can sing along.

And that, friends, is the only dildo that's ever inspired me to write an ode. I hope you enjoyed it, but if you didn't, at least it'll never happen again. If you have any questions, leave a comment and I'll gladly fill in any gaps. A few prosaic notes:

Just like this song, Lone Star was crafted by hand in the USA. Unlike the author of this song, the ladies of Vixen are women of vision and skill. Some variation in squishiness has been reported, but the one I received feels perfect. In general I like firmer toys, and I was hesitant to spend this much on a silicone toy in the first place. I'm very glad I branched out, though, because even though Lone Star's outer layer is squeezable, the core really is strong enough to center the cock and make it feel great even for a dedicated glass-lover like myself. For me, a droopy cock is really a turn-off, and I was hoping that Lone Star would be able to "hold his own weight" in a way that lower-end realistic dildos aren't always able to. Indeed, he does---I can hold him by the balls, and his shaft juts out, straight as an arrow (but a whole lot thicker)!

We've been coming to realize that the "no silicone lubes with silicone toys!" mandate is usually outdated advice, and we often say that after a spot test on the base, it's fine to use lubes of your choice with any toy. I will not be using silicone lubes with my VixSkin, though, and I suggest you don't either: because the soft layer of VixSkin is made supple by the addition of dimethicone to the basic silicone resin, I don't want to be slathering more dimethicone on to possibly upset the balance. A spot test on the underside of the base won't be indicative of what will happen on the dildo surface, either, because the base is totally firm. Tuesday mentioned in her review that when she wrapped her VixSkin in fabric, the fabric was stained, and her dildo eventually got sticky, so for storage, I would suggest keeping this away from any wicking materials. I store mine in the clamshell in which it arrived---it's a little bulky, but I know it will do its job well.