It's my birthday, Oh yea it's my birthday!!!

Not really, but that's how I felt when I got this package on my porch. I received the Ass play ballsy by Doc. Johnson. It's a semi-realistic dildo that can be used basically anywhere; just insert this before getting dressed for work or going to the store for some after work or shopping play, so you'll already be open and insertion or larger items will be easier. It's water-proof and can be used in the shower or tub, as an anal plug this will be easier inserting because of its tapered head and tip actually being in the shape as a cocks head (really cute).

It's a very pretty, very blue “jelly dildo”, which means that it can't be stored in hot places; because if it's in direct sunlight it'll become discolored and become misshapen due to heat getting to it. With the price of only $9.99, it's well worth it, to see if you like anal play or not. It has veins running from the base to just about the tip and has a ballsy base, which puts me in the mind of 2 big toes side by side. There's no mention of any latex or phthalates in it.

No dish washing to clean it, no harsh soap. You clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. On the back of the box it has 6 different flags from 6 countries (unsure as to why they're there).

It's measurements are 4 1/2" in length, it has an insertable length of 3 3/4", with a circumference of 3 3/4" and it's diameter being at 1 1/4". For those of you who are lucky enough to have a harness this little guy is O-ring compatible.

Since it is a jelly, you need the following lubricants to use on it either water or silicone base suggested.

This cuttie has a very strong odor to it. I noticed that instead of a flared base that it has a cute pair of balls at the bottom to keep it from going all the way in. There's nothing keeping it stiff once it warms up, it tends to go limp. I sat it out of its bubble package that it was in and, while talking to a friend of mine (as I explained to her about the site), I noticed that it gathered dust something fierce in the 5 minutes that it was out. This needs to be washed before use and wiped down after each use.

This can be used vaginally and may be introduced in a group environment. If you choose to use with multiple partners the use of a condom is highly recommended and also if going from anal to vaginal to keep the chance for infections (among other things) at a minimal.

I really wasn't all that impressed when I recieved this, and it didn't take to long to get rid of it.