I only wound up buying this item because the size of it was exactly what I wanted. I don't like Twilight and the idea of an Edward dong is a tad creepy. My theory (or rather, what I used to convince myself to buy it) is that it's not like I'm going to even be looking at the supposed sparkles and such.

I was actually really surprised when I received the item. It isn't as pearly and glittery as I was expecting. It has a fairly pale color (although nothing I haven't seen on humans . . . granted, not on dicks, but still) and the glittery coloration is pretty much invisible. I really had to look hard to see anything, although it is fairly notable at the bottom of the base. There's no actual pearly color, like the stock photos seem to make you believe. It is a tad shiny, but I would expect nothing less.

I did buy this primarily because it was the size I needed it to be. With a 5 inch circumference, and 1 inch and a half in diameter, this is a toy that hits right at the high mark for what I want in size and thus is very filling and amazing feeling. This toy does not fail in those regards and it slides in fairly easy. The only size issue I ran into is the length. This item is 6 1/4 inches long. I found out quickly that about an inch of the dong was not able to be inserted, as the head has already hit the cervix. This is an issue I'm not really worried about as it is intended to be used with a harness. Once in the harness, some length will be lost and it should go in pretty smoothly after that.

The material used on this toy is silicone, which is rated as a 10 on the safety scale. Overall, it's a fantastic material. This particular toy (although this is not an indication of the material itself) does have a fair amount of drag. This will easily go away once wet with either your own fluids or lube.

Despite the creepiness factor in having a dong that is essentially a giant Twilight joke (pale glittering dong jokes and all), this is an excellent item. I hold no regrets about buying it and am very pleased. (It also provides for many jokes about Edward between my girlfriend and me!)

The length issue hasn't gotten any better, and the harness my girlfriend and I have didn't lop off much space. We just need to be careful unless I want a sore cervix.