This beautiful pink toy is one of those items that has something for just about everyone. It has a curve for optimal G-spot or P-spot stimulation. Because it does have a flared base, it can be used safely for anal play. The flared base also doubles as a suction cup, so it could be a new shower buddy. If you own a harness, I bet this dildo would look delicious with it, and it isn't floppy so insertion is fairly easy. The head is blunt and very round, so it will deliver broad stimulation to all of your favorite spots. The only thing I could see wrong with this toy is if someone doesn't like the pink color.
It does come with free lube, toy cleaner, and a silicone mask. That being said, please don't buy this package for the freebies. Make sure you are aware of how large this toy is before buying it. The whole shaft may be curved, but it has a generous girth that goes all the way down to the base. I wouldn't travel with this dildo just because it is so large, but that is just me. It is pretty easy to stuff this toy in a drawer and go about your day though. The design is still slightly phallic, so I don't see this being a great toy for those who need to be discreet. It is the perfect companion to people who are single and for those who have someone in their life. All around, the 7" dildo is pretty awesome.

The dildo and mask are made of premium silicone. It only comes in the pink color shown, so this might be an issue for those who absolutely hate pink. Silicone is non-porous and hypo-allergenic. It is also latex and phthalates free, so it is completely safe for your body. It can be sanitized which is perfect if you plan on sharing this with someone or if you want to use this toy for both anal and vaginal play. The silicone that Pipedream uses has some drag to it, so lubrication will be needed. Although the silicone isn't the stiffest in the world, it still manages to keeps its shape while applying just the right amount of pressure to the G-spot. The silicone can bend a little but not a whole lot. It isn't overly bendy or floppy. The entire toy feels dense, but the head feels more dense than the shaft. Silicone has no smells or tastes, but it tends to retain smells after a while. When this happens, simply give your toy a good sanitizing and any smells should disappear. Silicone is only compatible with water based lubes. If you have to use a silicone lube, I suggest doing a patch test on the base first to make sure the toy will not have a horrible reaction to the lube and therefore ruin the toy. The toy does not have any raised textures, and it is seam free!

Moist Lubricant ingredients: Aloe vera, Nettle extract, rosemary extract, balm mint extract, ginseng extract, water, glycerin, hydroxyethyl, ethylcellulose, diazolidinyl urea, carbopol, sodium benzoate, methylparaben, PEG 6-32, triethanolamine, nonylphenol, citric acid

Toy Cleaner ingredients: Water (Aqua), Ammonium, Lauryl Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cocamide DEA, Sodium Carboxymethyl Lauryl Glucoside, Sodium PCA, Propyl-paraben, Methylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea, Citric Acid

Dildo:
The dildo is very round and blunt in pretty much all aspects. The head is very bulbous in shape, which can be a little difficult to insert vaginally or anally. It does, however, create a wonderful pop when removed. The head is curved to stimulate the G-spot/P-spot, and it does the job fantastically. In fact, it takes no time at all for this dildo to zero in on my sweet spot. That being said, I have trouble squirting with this dildo. That isn't to say that this toy doesn't get me off because it does all the time. I just can't seem to squirt with it. Maybe it is because the head is extremely broad, or maybe it is because I am too focused on the fact that my pussy is being stretched by the shaft's large diameter. Who knows? Personally, I don't consider it a huge con if a toy doesn't make me squirt. As long as it can make me come one way or another (which isn't hard to do), I am a-okay. Underneath the curved shaft is another bulge that kind of makes the dildo look like it is pregnant. I can't insert the dildo past this part, so I consider this my stopping point. The dildo does have a flared base, but there is a pretty large gap in between the shaft and the base. It is nothing horrible, but it can be an eye sore for some people. The base means that this toy can be used in a harness, or it can double as a suction cup. The toy is kind of top heavy, and the base is a little thin, so the toy might droop a little in a harness. The overall design is somewhat phallic, and it isn't very discreet. It most certainly isn't beginner friendly thanks to the large size.
Blindfold:
The free eye mask comes with a lot of Pipedream's products. It isn't anything incredible, and I wouldn't buy the toy specifically for the mask. It just isn't worth it. The shape is typical of every other blindfold on the market. It covers the eyes while sitting comfortably on top of your nose. The silicone material isn't good at letting the skin breathe, so it gets kind of hot and sweaty during wear. The mask can be adjusted to fit a large number of people. Simply tighten or loosen the blindfold by adjusting the plastic fasteners located on the back of the mask.
Measurements:
Total length: 7 1/2"
Insertable length: 7"
Diameter: 1 3/4"

Above I stated how the flared base can also be used as a suction cup. Unfortunately, it didn't really work so well for me in that department. My husband and I tried numerous times in our shower (we have normal tiles in our shower), but it kept popping off after a few minutes. We tried it in dry and wet conditions, but nothing seemed to work. Maybe we gave up too quickly, but it became aggrevating so we moved on. Maybe you will have better luck with it.
I love how filled and stretched this toy can make me feel. That being said, it takes a lot of warming up and a lot of lube. At first, I wasn't able to use this because I wasn't taking my time with it. I just wanted to insert the damn thing and have orgasms! Well, patience is the key with this one. After a few minutes of fucking, my husband would pause and insert the toy without any issues. I have yet to take this anally, so I can't report anything there.
The eye mask is okay. It doesn't block out light very well, and it tends to be quite snug as there isn't a whole lot of stretch to it. I prefer one of my masks with the fake fur on the inside. Maybe I am one of those people who goes crazy for soft fuzzy things. I don't know. I do know that I don't really care for the lubricant or the toy cleaner. The lube tends to get sticky very quickly (which means frequent re-applications). On top of that, the lube is extremely thin and runny. Plus, it also has a distinct bitter taste to it. The toy cleaner, while not the worst, just doesn't clean as well as my Eden wipes. Plus, the Eden wipes are just more convenient for me. It takes quite a bit of work to clean the toy with the given toy cleaner, so I tend to take the quicker and lazier option. Neither the lube or the toy cleaner bottle has a flip top lid, so dispensing either tends to get messy and complicated.

Silicone is one of those materials that is very easy to clean and care for. There aren't any seams that can trap lube, but there is that pesky little gap at the bottom. This gap is large enough to allow water in, so any fluids are quickly washed away. You pretty much have three options for every day cleanings. Those options are warm water and antibacterial soap, toy cleaner, or a toy wipe. Of course, silicone can be sanitized. There are three options for that too! You can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution, stick it in the top rack of a dishwasher (no soap), or boil it for 5 minutes or so. This toy can pick up a lot of lint and hair, so wash it off before using it. Silicone is only compatible with water based lubricants. This isn't a huge deal as most people own some good water based lube. This is only a problem for those who prefer silicone lubes to water based lubes. Sorry folks! If sharing with a partner, please be safe and use a condom. Also, be sure to clean the toy properly before going from anal to vaginal play. As for storing the toy, I use the box it came in. Once I run out of the cleaner and lube, I will probably store it in a Ziploc bag like all of my other silicone toys.

The packaging, while cute in its own way, is definitely not the most discreet. The front and back contains a large photo of the dildo. The sides are pink and is raised to mimic a croc pattern. The box tells you basic information about the toy, but Pipedream didn't really need to go into much detail anyways. Inside the box you will find the dildo, the lube, the toy cleaner, and the mask. Everything but the dildo comes in its own little plastic bag, which assures the user that the toy has not been used before or tampered with. The dildo sits inside of the box, but the box is just the right size so the toy doesn't roll around or bounce inside of the box during traveling. The toy does not come with any additional storage, so I suggest using the box or a Ziploc bag as future storage.