This harness is one of the most underwear-esque pieces I've ever owned, which is precisely why I decided to request it. Having man parts is a full time job, as far as I'm concerned, and I've really been looking for something that I can use to pack and play. The Brazilian Harness from Sportsheets is great for packing. With a smooth, velvety texture and modest, small straps, it slides on easily, adjusts to fit you quickly, and doesn't feel uncomfortable. I actually wore this for an entire day to test it out and often forgot it was even on. Under moderately loose clothing it remains unnoticeable and comfortable. The material breathes decently and I didn't experience any chaffing, sweating, or discomfort.

This would have been perfect. I could have worn it to pack, and, given the durability, worn it to play.
There's only one problem: I can't seem to fit a dildo into it. Even my smallest, measuring 1.5 inches in diameter, can barely squeeze the tip of the head through. After forcing it by sheer luck/lube/all but crushing the silicone, I managed to get the dildo through and found myself with, to my chagrin, another problem.

There are two short straps that are sewn to hold the rubber O ring in place, making it noninterchangeable. One on top, and one on bottom. The bottom one is sewn with so little leeway that I can't even think of a dildo base fitting. Even the smallest, most modest base has nowhere to go. There just isn't any room whatsoever.

This left me quite frustrated, because I really was looking forward to making the Brazilian Harness one of my favorites. It would be, if I could fit anything in it, but I'm afraid that given the lack of space for a dildo base and the fact that you pretty much have to mutilate a 1.5 inch dildo to make it fit, that's really going to affect my rating.

A smaller cock might fit, but we're talking under 1.5 inches in diameter and completely lacking a base on the bottom. How that would even hold rather than slip out, I have no idea.

The harness is a wonderful design, but the O ring issue is a killer.

The cloth material is some sort of multi-layered velveteen fabric. It's not quite the soft quality of velvet, but it's not low in quality, either. It's smooth, breathes decently, and doesn't cause irritation or discomfort for me. The straps don't look too comfortable upon first impression, but they are. They're also quite tough, as are the plastic sliders for adjusting each side. A big metal ring on the back joins these two straps and the thong strap as well, and looks pretty sexy.

The Brazilian Harness is surely an attempt of something awesome. The design is simple, yet efficient. It's comfortable and can be used for both packing and sex, but the O ring being so small, sewn too close, and non-replaceable is a big problem.

The plastic on each side strap is a slider, so this can fit damn near anyone. Maximum hip size is quoted at 44 inches, and I'd say the minimum is less than 30.

I can't tell you how well this performs as I couldn't fit my cock into it, but if I find one that fits, I'll definitely update this review. I really worry that even if I find a cock that fits diameter-wise, the base will have nowhere to go, or the cock will simply fall out. That is definitely not something I want to experience during sex.

The harness is pretty easily maintained. Toss it in the wash, and that's it. I let mine airdry since I'm not sure how well the velvet-ish stuff can handle high heat, but you could easily put it on a low heating setting, I imagine. Afterward, I toss it in the box with all my other toys. It's very low-maintenance given the materials used.

The packaging for this harness isn't at all discreet. It has a picture on the front of a woman wearing the harness and nothing else but for a bra, and in large pink letters, it says, "Brazilian Strap-On".

One thing I noticed that was odd, is that on EdenFantasys the harness is stated to fit up to a size 44", while the box says it fits up to 60". The back of the box has directions on how to put the harness on. Technically you could use the package for storing, but since it's generic thin cardboard, and not at all discreet, I wouldn't.

I plan to hunt down a cock I can use with this thing since I really love it, aside from the dildo issue. I will update this review once I do.

I'd also like to thank Edenfantasys for sending this lovely harness free of charge for my honest, unbiased review.