Since I am currently partner-less, I bought this chest harness not for its purported chest-al powers, but for its off-label use: strapping dildos to household objects. The harness itself is basically constructed of two metal o-rings with four straps attached them. It fits around things (like chests) sort of in the same way ribbon wraps around a gift: once around lengthwise and once around widthwise. One o-ring is connected to the strap-adjuster-thingies and is not removable. The other one can snap out and be replaced with a different sized o-ring: adjustability is a big plus, AND the harness comes with three o-rings.

The straps are nylon so you could conceivably throw the entire contraption into the washing machine. I don't know that I would really recommend using the dryer, though, because of the metal bits (they'd get REALLY hot). You could easily handwash this harness as well, if you didn't have roommates who would come up to you and be all like, what's thaaaaaaaaaat?

This item is not just a mere chest harness, though. Oh no, it is a chest harness AND dildo. The description says that you're getting a wine-colored Tantus Acute, but what I received was most certainly not an Acute. I got a Sportsheets Sedeux Skyn: no complaints here. It's still wine colored! The Sedeux Skyn is realistically sized (a diameter of 1 3/8” and length of 6”) and and has a quasi-real, quasi-abstract shape (the head is a little larger in diameter and is set off from the shaft by a crease). It's pure silicone, so it can be boiled or wiped down with a 10% bleach solution to sterilize. It's a very pleasant-feeling dildo: there isn't any texture, but it's a nice comfortable size with a gentle curve, which makes it easy to use in a variety of positions.

First up: pillows. Huge success! This works really well. You can adjust all four straps on the harness, so it's really easy to tighten it down around a rectangular object. I strapped the Sedeux Skyn down around one of the myriad pillows on my bed and went for a ride. The straps did not come loose and the dildo stayed in place. You get a little extra stimulation from the o-ring and the straps on your clit and labia: since the straps are nylon, they've got a lot of texture to them, and it's nice.

Next up: chair in my room. I had to unsnap all four straps from around the o-ring. Then I put the o-ring on top of the seat, put the rest of the harness underneath the seat, and snapped the straps back up onto the o-ring. Voila! A dildo strapped to a chair! I oriented the dildo so I could grab on on to the back of chair and then rocked myself to a very nice orgasm. This is a really nice alternative to suction-cup dildos since you can't suction a toy onto a fabic-covered seat.

Other things you can use: in her review of this product, Always Ready used this harness to strap a dildo to an exercise ball. This is a fantastic idea, and I totally would have tried it, if I but owned an exercise ball. I may buy one just for this purpose! Another great thing about this harness is that you don't have to use all four straps. If you wanted to strap a dildo to, say, a long body pillow, you could just strap it down widthwise and save yourself some hassle. The individual straps are pretty long, though, which allows you to let your imagination run free!

All in all, this is a great accessory if you're someone like me, who likes to ride her toys. Suction-cup dildos are great, but you're limited because you can only suction to something that's suction-able. This chest harness is great for expanding your options. For this purpose, it performs extraordinarily well. As for its intended purpose, well, that's for a follow-up review.