The Brazilian Harness by Sportsheets is adorable. A minimalist interpretation of what is usually some heavy duty hardware for those who don't want to wear a tool belt under the sheets. It's slim and sexy, just like wearing a pair of purple, velvety thong underwear. Don't let this little purple lady fool you though--the slender straps aren't too flimsy and can stand up to some good tugging...as long as you get them secured tight enough around your hips. Also, because it's so small, it can be stashed anywhere for easy storage. I throw mine in the washing machine and then keep it safe and easy to find in my underwear drawer!

This harness is most certainly for use only by people who don't have a penis, as I can't imagine that the strap that cuts right between your thighs would sit comfortably near a penis or scrotum. For those with a vulva, it does provide some additional stimulation to the clitoris and both sets of labia through rubbing, although you must make sure that it is adjusted properly as to make the sensations pleasurable and not too rough on your delicate lady bits.

But, it's not all good folks. You see, in making a harness more than just a pretty little accessory you need a dildo to strap on (and preferably, somebody else who you'd like to "please"). The dildo fits into the O-ring that is attached to the front of the harness. This harness only comes with one O-ring and you cannot exchange it for any other sizes without ripping the harness apart. A well-made harness will have snaps or some form of closure that allows you to switch out different sizes--but not this little beauty. So, when purchasing, make sure that you have a dildo that will fit, otherwise you're out of luck.