The greatest thing about being a woman is not having a dong to worry about fitting into my pants all the time, but sometimes it gets pretty boring. There are occasions when I just feel like...taking charge and wearing the pants, as it were, and this harness helps me do just that. It is comfortable, durable, and very adjustable to accommodate a wide range of body types and a wide range of dongs. If you are thinking about trying out the world of gender bending fun, this harness is a great choice to get you started. If you are already experienced, it's an adorable and, above all, incredibly versatile addition to your collection.

This harness is a thong-type harness in that there are two adjustable straps that wrap around your waist and another that goes between your legs to join up in the back. The entire thing is outfitted in slightly varying light purple colors. The straps are made of nylon, like the adjustable straps on a backpack, and have plastic side-release buckles on each side and on the rear. The bulk of it is a silky faux-suede on both the interior and exterior. The two overlapping rings as well as a few studs on the suede and the rings holding the nylon straps on, are nickel-free and non-tarnishing. The two rings on the front are thick and sturdy so you won't have to worry about them breaking on you. The "triangle" is slightly rigid and will form to your body shape after a few uses, but it's not so flimsy that it moves all around when you use it. Once you get the straps adjusted to your body, the rings will hold practically any dildo with a base that your partner can manage and it will hold it snugly.

This is where I brag about how incredibly "uninhibited" this harness really is. After fiddling for just a few minutes to get it properly adjusted to my body, it felt like I wasn't wearing anything. Unlike other harnesses I've tried in the past, the triangle of suede doesn't just flop around all over the place. The straps aren't ridiculously long. It's pretty simple, once you get it adjusted how you want it, to just cut off all the extra and sew up the end again. Sometimes I even wear this harness under my clothes so I can surprise my husband with a little kink after a long day of work.
The rings are an ingenious solution to the problem of having way too many differently sized dildos. They will accommodate up to 2.25" diameter dildos. The way they lock around the dildo when you tighten the straps keeps it in place and more importantly, facing the right direction.
It seems to be constructed very well; after too many uses to count, all of the stitching is still immaculate. None of the rings are coming apart and none of the plastic bits have broken.

As an averagely sized (American) woman at a dress size of 14-16, this harness came with ample room to allow for fuller figures. As a personal preference, just so I didn't have extra strings hanging off of me, I just cut off the extra from the straps and stitched the ends back up really quick. The triangle itself is nearly perfectly sized for my anatomy; the very bottom edge of it rests just covering my lady bits (and rubs a bit on it during the thrusting, oooh la la). It's pretty unassuming under jeans but the rings would probably be noticeable underneath, say, yoga pants or something. I can seriously wear this harness all day long and it doesn't bother me one bit.

As long as you adjust this harness to fit your body snugly, it won't give you any problems. If the straps are a bit too loose they can start to chafe after extended use, so make sure you get it nice and tight. Thrusting works better with it like that, anyway. It holds all of the dildos I've tried in it perfectly erect and tight. Its super easy to change the dildo out, ll you have to do is undo one of the buckles, slip the base inside the double ring with it lax and then buckle up again. The straps will tug on the rings to the left, right, and south to keep your dildo from escaping.