To begin with, this is my very first foray into the world of dildos that don't vibrate. Big girl sex toys, in my mind. I got the blue version, it's a beautiful royal blue with what looks like glitter in the mix. It's shiny, shimmery and delightful to look at. It came in a plain, clear blister package with a cardboard insert advertising the toy and its potential use. This insert proclaims the toy has a suction cup, can be used with a harness (that means couples!), and that the PVC has been integrated with something that keeps it anti-bacterial. Which is awesome! The toy itself is of decent thickness and a PVC material that is firm but springy. The head at the top is sort of tapered to form what looks like the perfect G-spot stimulator.

This is where the awesomeness of the toy starts to wear off. First, the suction cup is absolutely useless. The slightest bit of pressure and the suction is lost. While this toy is lovely to look at, it absolutely stinks. It smells like the company tried to add a scent into the PVC compound to mask the scent. They didn't do a very good job, it smells vaguely like blueberry is attempting to mask the very strong odor of PVC. After a month (plus who knows how many washes with anti-bacterial soap), this toy STILL reeks to high heaven! And never mind the taste. If you have the displeasure of putting this toy in your mouth, good luck getting that terrible taste back out again! I'm not sure if it's the blueberry scent chemical, but it's really a disgusting taste.

If you can get past all that to actually use the toy (which I can, yes it smells but it wasn't honestly bad enough for me to not want to use the toy), you're in for a smooth ride! Pardon the pun, but it's true. The Doc Johnson logo that's etched into the bottom? Can't feel it. Totally smooth. So smooth, in fact, it's kind of hard to tell which direction the toy is facing, which makes angling that bulbous head a little harder. Once you do have the angle correct, however, this toy does feel amazing! The flexibility of the PVC does make getting firm contact on the G-spot a bit of a fantasy (for me, anyway), but it definitely felt nice as a thruster. I definitely would not recommend this for anal, at least not without a harness, as it does not have a very tapered grip. I'm not sure that the G-spot head would feel particularly good in that area, anyway. I haven't used it in a harness yet, but I would say totally worth the $11.

I find myself reaching for this toy more and more, especially in accompaniment with a vibrating toy for my clit. I can't wait to get a harness for it so I can try it on other people, too! HAHA!

The smell is still really strong and the taste is absolutely noxious, but it does wonderful things inside me.