What a beautiful looking cock! This is what first popped into my head when I opened the package and saw this Doc Johnson product. This Vac-U-Lock compatible dildo stands proudly at almost 8" in length (what dick wouldn't be proud of that?) and has a nice looking sac of balls following off the base.

The detail on this dildo is excellent, hence it's 'realistic' moniker. The head is a lovely shape, just pronounced enough and a lovely engorged pink color while the shaft is detailed with light blueish colored veins. This sucker has to be modeled from a very lucky, well-endowed man who is certainly a hit with the ladies! It's called the Thin Realistic, I don't really see much 'thin' about this cock. For its length I'd personally say the diameter of this product (1 3/4") is perfect and fits the average vagina just right. That's assuming my pussy is average... in size anyway!

Since the thin realistic is Vac-U-Lock compatible, it has a hole in the base for attaching it to a harness. Included with the dildo is a brochure indicating all the lovely compatible Doc Johnson accessories that horny folks can use to expand their strap-on/pegging experiences. Because the base of this cock is large a Vac-U-Lock harness isn't a must have. A standard ring style harness does the trick quite nicely but probably doesn't hold the cock as tightly. Of course this would be dependent on ring size and how toughly made the particular harness is.

The Thin Realistic is made from Sil-A-Gel (the EF website says rubber and I guess technically Sil-A-Gel is a type of rubber, and comparable in properties) and has a soft but durable feel. Just how I enjoy my phallus's! This construction is not 100% silicone, for any of you sex toy novices out there. Although it contains silicone, this toy is porous and cannot ever be truly disinfected. Any sharing (or anal to vaginal use) must be done with a condom covering. The odor from this product can also be heavy and was noticeable in our house the day the box was opened. It has faded with washings in soap and water but is still present and can be described as a fruity rubber smell. I don't mind it but some people may.

Anyone wondering yet why my title talked about FrankenCock? Follow me to the Lab... hee hee! I've done a little customization of the Thin Realistic, and it now buzzes away quite happily in my pussy. If anyone has read our other reviews you might have noticed that the Waterproof Luster vibrator really wasn't up to snuff. It's vibes were good but the material construction basically sucked. It was quite easy to cut off the jelly covering of that toy and now the inner vibrator portion has found a home in the Vac-U-Lock hole in the base of the Thin Realistic. Voila, the FrankenCock... quite a stroke of genius I must say! Igor, bring me more lube! Granted, most of the sensations are at the lower end of the toy but isn't that the part that will be hitting the most sensitive part of a pussy? It certainly works for me and gives much more power that inserting a tiny bullet type vibrator in the base which is the other option.

We have only used water-based lube with this toy. Because it does contain silicone we have not risked using silicone type lubricant, for fear of dissolving our new friend. A test was performed on the base of the dildo and a small drop of silicone lube seemed to make it tacky which indicates incompatibility.

The Thin Realistic dildo (or converted vibrator) has been a good addition to our repertoire of toys. I've used it solo, and it fills my pussy just right and I find it visually exciting as well. Damn, it's a nice looking dick! The molded balls make for a nice point to grasp when I'm pumping myself with slippery fingers and I don't have any problem reaching orgasm with this toy. So far this toy has been used anally once by myself (covered with a condom of course), and it is quite a stretch to take. I'm not a rookie either and time/relaxation/and plenty of lube was necessary. We didn't really thrust the toy once inside, but inside I held it in place while my husband gave my vagina a good screwing. DP at it's finest!

On the menu is him taking this toy in the near future. We do own a ring style harness, and although I tried the Thin Realistic for fit, I haven't yet used it for a pegging session. Because this toy is so representational some men may have some issues with that.