It'll slitcha!

I really like this toy. I would definitely suggest it for someone experimenting in larger sizes. It's very realistic in looks, alright in realistic feel, and is ride-able. However, it has a strong smell. If you can handle that, you'll be set!
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Pros
Very realistic, nice size, and stiff but flexible.
Cons
Strong rubber smell.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

This toy is meant for a harness. It has a harness hook-on attachment on the bottom. This toy is definitely for those who like to use thick and long dildos and like the stretch. Since it's for a harness, it's great for couples. I haven't tried it anally because I'm not experienced enough to handle it, but I don't see why it wouldn't be alright. Just use a lot of lube. It has a "sticky, but not sticky" trait to it.

It can stand on its own and it's somewhat heavy, so it's great for riding, even without a suction cup or a harness. It's slightly bendable, so you can move all you want on it. I think it might be a little too rigid for using to rub your clitoris, but I would try it for your own personal preference.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

This ginormous cock is made out of rubber. It's really shiny but has a LOT of texture, including wrinkles in the ball sack, veins, and all the little details of skin, even on the tip. The tip, however, has a ridge that is somewhat unrealistically tapered in one area, but I suppose that may be for molding purposes. It's really realistic as far as toys go. Nice coloration and very even dark chocolate color all the way up to the bottom of the tip, where it fades to sort of an auburn color. Since it's rubber, I would definitely suggest lubricant. At first touch, it feels somewhat sticky, but it's not. Though rubber is good for this type of product, I'd have to wonder if PVC or silicone would have been better so that it wouldn't have the "sticky" feel. Also, since it's rubber, it has a very strong smell. From a distance it isn't so bad, but up close, it's really bad. It sort of transferred onto my hand, and it's not a very appealing smell. However, it's easily covered with a scented lube. It doesn't really have a taste; however, the smell will get to you, and it'll seem like you're licking the rubber lining of a pool. It has a sort of hard core, but it has a squishy outer surface that gives a pretty real feel. It has a little hook-on "slot" on the bottom. I sort of wish it was a suction cup, but that's okay. It free-stands, so it's alright for riding. It's bendable just to the point that you'd want it. This also gives it a more realistic feel to it.
    • Harness compatible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

It's not the very biggest that I've ever seen on this site, but it's about as long as a 2-liter of soda and about four fingers thick, for those of you who aren't quiet sure how those measurements really look. I liked how realistic it was, though. It had even the smallest details. Things you wouldn't even really notice on a real cock! It had a nice coloring, but it was too shiny to look real, and the head was a little off in color to be totally realistic. It was a little too rigid to be realistic, but just bendable enough to keep it being a good toy. I liked that it was able to stand on its own because I like to ride my toys.

I would say that this toy might be for more experienced users. Definitely not for virgins or beginners. It is really thick and really long. It's not very discreet, and I wouldn't call it travel-sized. If anyone saw it, there's no denying what it is or what you like. However, realistically, where are you going to take a huge dong that you'd need to hide it?
    • Experienced users
    • Realistic

Performance

For solo use, I really liked to ride this toy. It stays put pretty well, and it lets you move your hips when you're pretending to be on your boyfriend, your girlfriend with a harness, Lex Steele, Boris Kodjoe... This will take you to the moment when you stop caring who you're imagining. All you can think is this huge toy inside of you, and that is just what a good toy does. This is a good toy!
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is rubber, and rubber can supposedly take any kind of lube, but if you want to be safe, use water-based lube, or do a patch test on it first. I'd also wash it after every use. Since it's slightly porous, I would wash it after every use with an antibacterial soap. I liked cleaning it because I'd like to pretend I'm jerking Lex himself off. I believe it is waterproof. I didn't hesitate to run it completely underwater. There's nothing electronic about it. It just has a small attachment slot for hooking it to a harness. Pat it dry with a cotton cloth, and let it dry completely.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The packaging is pretty plain. It was one of those one piece packages you just have to pull apart to open. There was more advertising about the abilities the toy can use but there was no information about as far as the material goes. The caring for this toy was listed in very small writing on the back. I would give this packaging a low score. It's like... you know about all the "great things this toy can do" part. That's why we bought it. However, what we REALLY need to know is what it's made of for allergy and lubricant purposes.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
I know that this is a bit early, but I'd like to say that no one should buy this product. It was fine at first despite the smell, but when I was cleaning it, the head completely snapped off from where they used two different colors. All I can say is thank God I wasn't using it when it broke. That would be a hospital trip that would be full of humiliation. I deem this an unsafe toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Thanks for the review! I would also point out that since it's rubber, it shouldn't be shared or go from anal to vaginal use without being covered with a condom first...from the looks of it, a big condom.
  • Contributor: Harlot O
    Great review!
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thank you for the review.

    I would second using a condom with this, especially if you use it for both vaginal and anal use. Even after washing, the porousness of rubber will run you the risk of an infection.

    Nice size though. Whew!
  • Contributor: Nobodygirl
    Good review, thanks!
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: liilii080
    Wow, that was lucky. I'll avoid this one for sure!
  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Sugar Sweet
    Yeah. I was actually pretty mad because I had to go through a lot of trouble to get this to me and just for it to break when I've barely had it and barely used it. It was pretty bad.
  • Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Great review!
  • Contributor: barnhartmd051977
    Wish we saw the review before we purchased this dildo...
  • Contributor: 3d3n1
    That's crazy the head ripped off. Glad it was only while cleaning.
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