I get distracted by..oooh Cupcakes!

Despite its Twilight Reference it's one of the best non buzzing toys I've used, ever. Worth it if you easily distracted by all things shiny or orgasmic.
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Pros
It's really shiny, the packaging was minimal, environmentally friendly.
Cons
It's marketed to appeal to Twilight fans, when I added lube to it It got a little too slippery.
Rating by reviewer:
4
worth reading, but not useful review

Use

I'm not a Twilight fan. I do however like shiny things. I saw this and despite it's sparkly vampire selling point, I had to have it.

I used this toy while tweeting. Yup, I've tweeted sex toy usage play by play. Oddly enough one of my followers read me the "instructions" a laugh riot ensued! I'm not one to usually use these types of toys on myself as I prefer to have a little kick to my toys. Usually I stay away from insertable toys. But, this toy is nice. Not too ridiculous in size and squeezes nicely into a tight fit.
This toy unlike other dildos I have used works more the way an actual penis would. I can't explain without getting personal so, I left it out the first time but, here goes. Most other dildos cause me to bleed, even if I use a lot of lube. The Vamp however did not. It seemed to work just fine with my natural wetness, which is rare. Oddly enough when I added lube later The Vamp did not want to stay in my hands! It's more conductive to being used while sitting down without worry of hitting an awkward angle. Which happens a lot if you are sitting down, which is why clit stimulators are preferred.

Do not pass up this beauty though! It's flexible but not ridiculously so that it's unusable.

Second time out I took it a little more seriously. Not much, I took it outside.
It's really nice for quickies when you just have to have that orgasm. Though I do highly recommend some type of lube. Although just a little bit, I used too much with my girl (she's the Cullen fan) and it kept falling out and in general seemed mad, jealousy issues maybe? I used one that is strawberry flavored.

This toy was definitely better when it was a solo session.
    • Young couples

Material / Texture

The material is nice and kind of has it's own slickness. It's firm but not too firm, slightly firm than your average man. Though maybe vampires are slightly firmer. I'm not entirely sure.

Design / Shape / Size

I don't think this toy was ever supposed to be realistic. Although the design in very nice, it's perfectly shaped (for me anyhow) It looks lovely atop my all white wall unit. Yes, it's so pretty I display it like art. It's great for popping in your messenger bag.

Performance

It is harness compatible, I used it with a harness the second time. It prefers to be the only toy in use at anytime.

Care and Maintenance

It's easy to wash and I hate to admit but I've used dish soap to clean my Vamp. As I've said I display my Vamp in my wall unit the shelf over my television, in front of my comic books.
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  • Contributor: ~miss.heather~
    I think maybe you need to put more detail into your reviews about the product at hand, what type of material is this toy made from? What kinds of lube are compatible? Is is body friendly, meaning is is phthalates-free, non-porous, etc? Is this a firm toy or more pliable? Cleaning, can you use alcohol to wipe down, boiling water, dishwasher? Maybe add what the size dimensions are. This review was more about tweeting and yourself than the actual toy you were reviewing.
  • Contributor: Twist Shimmy
    I agree with Miss Heather. Adding in basic material, size, and care info which is available on the item's overview page will really help flesh this review out.

    As for your personal experiences, what lube were you using? Which harness?
  • Contributor: J's Alley
    I am with Miss Heather, I would also add that this toy is capable of being used to temperature play (hence the Vamp name...they are cold). Did you experiment at all with any of that?
  • Contributor: J's Alley
    I forgot to add that you can always update and edit your review Smile
  • Contributor: Owl Identified
    I agree with the above comments. Your style of writing and your tone are very easy to follow along with. If you add some more concrete stuff these reviews would be really great! You can edit your reviews very easily, too, so don't freak out about it. I use the edit option quite a lot, actually.
  • Contributor: Jill Ingoff
    Hi, how does the ridge underneath the head feel? Can you feel it at all? Does it hurt?
  • Contributor: cottonxcandy
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Kat and Aaron(aaron)
    Great review, thank you.
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