Grape Balls of Fire

The price of this item alone is enough to make this toy worth a try. Once you get it home, you will not regret your purchase. What it lacks in material safety, it makes up for in realism and comfort, but don't forget the condoms!
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Pros
Realistic, Texture, Comfortable, Balls, Price.
Cons
Hard to Clean, Porous, Material Safety.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The UR3 Ballsy is a colorful yet realistic dildo. It is great for both solo and couples play and can be used both vaginally and anally thanks to the balls at the base of the toy. When used during solo, the dildo could easily be flipped upside down so that the balls rub against the clitoris, or if you prefer, it could be kept right side up to get the feel of them slapping against your skin. Speaking of slapping, because this dildo is quite soft, if you are into rough play at all it feels quite nice when smacked against your more sensitive areas. Because this dildo does not vibrate, it can be used pretty much anywhere without worry of anyone hearing anything- aside from whatever vocal noises you may make. Water babies rejoice, because like most non-vibrating realistic toys, the UR3 Ballsy is waterproof. This toy also claims to be O-ring compatible, so in theory it could be used with a harness, though I personally have not used it in this manner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The UR3 Ballsy is made of UR3 (Ultra Realistic 3.0) also known as Cyberskin, which is unfortunately very porous but is designed to have a very realistic feel. Realistic it was, though I would have preferred something just a little more firm, as this dildo is quite soft and very flexible. It is veined, though not heavily so and has a very realistic looking head. It is a little sticky feeling and attracts all kinds of lint, hair and dust. You will need to use some lube (water-based) with this toy. It smells pretty strongly of grape, which I did not mind in the least. It was not off-putting at all, but a little surprising since I did not remember reading that it was scented. The smell does fade a little with use and it helps to leave it air out for a few days. The dildo is available in blueberry, strawberry and grape, each scent matching its respective color- blue, red, and purple.
    • Porous
    • Veined
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

This dildo, as with all realistic dildos, is designed to look and feel like a real cock. Obviously this toy is a more colorful version, but this does not deter from the very realistic feel. I for one do not mind the color, but would prefer something in a skin tone just to complete the package. It is very soft and extremely flexible, which makes it difficult to insert at first. Once you are accustomed to how it works, the UR3 Ballsy is actually quite enjoyable and feels comfortable inside you. The toy stands at 6-1/4 inches, with 5-1/2 inches being insertable, and a has a diameter of 1-1/2 inches. The size mimics your average cock, so it may not be quite enough for those size queens out there, but I found it to be absolutely divine. It made me feel full, but was not at all painful.
    • Realistic

Performance

The UR3 Ballsy is great for someone who has never owned a realistic dildo, but not very good for beginners to sex toys in general because of the material safety rating and difficulty in keeping it clean. This was my very first realistic dildo and it has definitely made me want to explore the world of realism. I was not at all disappointed by the feel of this toy and was very pleased by the texture, especially the veins, which I thought were a great addition. The only thing I would have changed would be to have made it just a bit more firm. Even that I would not want to change too much, as the reason I find this dildo so amazing is the comfortable feel of it inside of me. If you are unsure about realistic dildos the price of this one alone makes it worth a try. I was quite skeptical before my purchase, but I am now a big fan of these types of dildos. The only drawback is indeed the difficulty in maintaining and cleaning this type of material.
    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This dildo is by far one of the most difficult toys in my toy box to keep clean. The UR3 material is very porous, so it must always be washed with warm soap and water before and after each use. It can not be sterilized, so if you are going to share this toy or use it in different orifices you should always use a condom. Because the material is pretty sticky, every hair, lint or speck of dust that the Ballsy comes into contact with will stick to it, and it can be quite a pain to get all of that off even with a good washing. Dusting the dildo with a bit of cornstarch can temporarily prevent some things from sticking to it, but in my experience has not been highly effective. I have used cornstarch more times than not and see little difference in the amount of debris collected on the dildo. Water based lube is a must, because the use of silicone based lubes will destroy the material and cause it to even further harbor bacteria. The easiest way I have found to store the Ballsy is in the clear plastic clam shell that it came in. This is the best way I have found to keep it from coming into contact with other toys that may harm it, and from a lot of the lint, hair and dust that it would otherwise come into contact with.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The packaging for the UR3 Ballsy is very simple and not at all discreet. It comes in a clear plastic clam shell, which is molded to the shape and size of the toy. There are no instructions provided and none needed. I would not recommend giving this toy as a gift since it would be very obvious what exactly its intended use is, however the clam shell is great for storing the Ballsy in.
    • Not discreet
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

Though I have used this toy both solo and with a partner, I do prefer to use it alone only because as flexible as it is I feel more in control using it on myself. I have used the toy both right side up and upside down and love both sensations. Using it right side up allows for you to feel the balls slapping against you and certainly provides for a more realistic experience. However, if I use it in this manner, I do prefer to introduce a vibrator for some sort of clitoral stimulant, whereas if used upside down the balls rubbing against my clit is more than enough to get me off. I guess what I am saying is that used in a traditional manner, the Ballsy is not quite enough to get me to orgasm on its own even though it does feel wonderful. Though at first the size was absolutely perfect, I do find myself craving something a bit bigger when I am really wanting a good fucking. For normal, everyday use however, this usually is pretty satisfying.

Experience

The first time I used the Ballsy, I made the mistake of using too much lube, thus making it difficult to insert because of how extremely soft and flexible it is. Once I did get it inside, I was very pleased. It was very comparable to the feel of a real cock inside of me and the size was very pleasing- not too big and not too little... just your average cock. I loved how easy it was to manipulate within my body and how easy it was to thrust in and out. After the first use I knew exactly how much lube I needed and had no trouble at all with the toy being too floppy (as some reviewers have claimed) or too squishy. It slid right in and I was even able to take it all the way out and thrust it all the way back inside myself with ease. I absolutely adore the feel of the head popping in and out of my entrance just as a real cock would. In fact, I would have appreciated even more of a pronounced head just for this reason. The first time I used this dildo with a partner, he did have a bit of trouble with the flexibility of the dildo, just as I did the first time I used it on myself. I think it is just something that you get used to and it is nothing that stops us from using it again and again. Another fun way to use this toy with a partner is to have it slapped against your ass while he is thrusting in and out of you or, if you are even more adventurous, to have it slapped across your face. The softness and the heaviness of it makes it feel like you are actually getting dick whipped. Obviously that type of kink is not for everyone, but I rather enjoyed it.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately, due to the nature of the jelly material, this toy just has not held up. Even when just used with a mild soap and water, after a few months of regular use, the toy begins to fray. And although I do keep it in its original packaging, it is still very difficult to keep lint and hair off of it, even after washing. As a beginner's dildo, I would still recommend it just because it is very giving and not as intimidating as some of the cyberskin life-like dildos, but be very aware that it does not last long. As someone who has a bit more experience with toys now than when I purchased the UR3 ballsy, I tend to gravitate towards material that I know will last longer and be easier and safer to care for.
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  • Contributor: Bunnycups
    Great title.
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    Great review. I love the title!
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    Thanks for the great review.
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    Excellent review!
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    Amazing review! Thanks!
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    Fantastic Review
  • Contributor: Red Riding Hood
    GREAT review! I loved this toy myself. It certainly is worth the price!!!!
  • Contributor: Loriandhubby
    Great review and thank you for the follow up. Is this common with all jelly toys? I have never had a jelly toy, but i'm noticing lint is an issue with many materials.

    HUGS, thank you so much for sharing your experiances!
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