I'm a harness packin' butch. Most of my harnesses are black leather, so initially I felt a little silly buying a clear plastic harness with a sil-a-gel gold cock. It had possibilities... like sex in the shower stall.

I have a lot of shower sex. Hawaii is hot, miserable, and humid most of the time. Many of us have no air-con, because air-con needs to be shipped in by boat from the mainland, and our electricity is double that of the second and third highest states of NY and Massachusetts combined. SO we have surfing and shower sex!

Removing the strap on dildo kit from the rather tacky box, revealed a rather tacky, plastic-y, double strap harness that was obviously not built to last. There was also a squeeze bottle of adherent powder, a Vac-U-Loc platform (which can accommodate other Vac-U-Loc appliances), some directions on a sheet of paper, and a 'Radiant Gems' big gold dick. It smelled like a new bath mat. Once I put the powder into the dildo and attached it to the Vac-U-Loc platform, then snapped the platform onto the vinyl harness, it stayed on securely; even through a romp in the shower.

It is a sizeable, heavy dick. It weighs a good pound and is seven and a half inches long, but not all of that is insertable due to the platform. Its not a real firm cock. It's a little bouncy and floppy and slick on the surface. It does have a cervix stomping, generously bulbous head, and a very heavy bulbous base that bumps a little into the recipient's pudendum.

The dildo can be washed with antibacterial soap, but not boiled like you could a real silicone cock. Even after being aired out and washed, it retains its rubbery smell; although the box says "no phthalates".

For thirty dollars, you could do far worse... at least the harness adjusts to many sizes and stays put during the action!

The dildo is very mediocre, and it,s certainly not a G spotter or a P spotter. It's a little soft for pegging. Its not a product I really could identify with, in fact I only used it once and then tossed it in the bin.

It got trashed. I use an Aslan Prince, or Spare Parts Joque for water play. Farewell Goldmember. I thought it was hard to take myself seriously in a clear plastic harness with an iridescent gold dick.