The Ballsy Super Cock by Doc Johnson is just that: ballsy and super. For starters, it's bigger than I thought it would be. Even 'view actual size' did not prepare me for this behemoth of Sil-a-gel. It’s one of the longer toys I have tried so far, and I have a difficult time fully inserting it. I've gotten used to some larger toys, but the size of this toy, combined with the squishiness of Sil-a-gel, makes insertion very difficult. Despite the difficulty inserting this toy, it’s actually a lot of fun.

This toy features a veiny shaft, very pronounced artery and an enlarged head. These forms combined with the size makes for a very full feeling while the squishiness of the veins means that the texture isn’t too overwhelming.

The packaging is not discreet at all. Although it lacks the tacky nudes that some boxes have, this proudly displays the dildo and states that this is a “Ballsy SUPER COCK." It could be used for storage, but it is a rather large case so it would probably be more trouble than it’s worth.

When I first took the toy out of the packaging, I actually laughed out loud. Holding the toy by the base, the shaft lolls around like a staggering drunk guy. Jiggle it just a little bit and the whole thing bounces. It is, in more than one sense of the word, a toy. My first instinct was to duct tape the toy to a door to surprise people, but I didn’t think my roommate would appreciate that so just swung it around a few times helicopter style and then decided to try the toy out.

Vaginal Use:
This is a very filling dildo, and because it is squishy, it conforms to your body. It’s not exactly a g-spot dildo, but because it is both large and squishy, it rubs everything it passes inside. I have managed to have a g-spot orgasm with this toy, but your mileage may vary. The girth, coupled with the toy’s floppiness, makes the toy difficult to insert. I find it is easier to insert if I warm up with a different, smaller toy first and then, once ready to switch, push the toy in by holding the shaft rather than the end.

Anal Use:
It takes me quite a bit of warming up to achieve, but it feels amazing. The girth of this toy feels like less than an equally sized toy of a harder material does. I feel obligated to mention condom use here: Sil-a-Gel is porous, it will pick up smells and bacteria, so always use a condom with this toy for anal use!

The smell drove us crazy, not just because it smelled really weird, but because we couldn’t figure out what it was. This toy smells exactly like red Kool-aid, that’s the only way to describe it. It’s a very strong smell, enough that I keep it sealed away in a plastic container when not in use.

Because Sil-a-gel cannot be sterilized, you should put a condom on this toy during use. For some people, Sil-a-gel can react badly and burn, just another reason to use a condom.

The toy will pick up marks; mine now has black stripes from some drawstrings on a bag that was stored by it.

The main con of this toy is how difficult it is to insert, but after wrestling with this big, floppy, pink cock for a while, it feels wonderful!