The Ur3 Ballsy dildo was pretty much a disappointment to me. I ordered it thinking it would be made of a slightly harder material. To me it feels like week old Jell-O that has been sitting in the fridge. I picked the blue one, and it also kind of smelled like blueberry.

When I lubed this thing up with some water-based lube, it was very difficult to actually get in there. Even with some help from my boyfriend, I couldn’t actually get it to go into my vagina easily, since it kept squashing together. I don’t know if I am too small there for this or what. After trying to get it in for a while, I threw it on the floor and went on without it.

Clean up was easy. I put it in the bathroom sink full of burning hot water and washed it with some dish soap. The only downside to washing it is that it started to peel. After I stored it, it somehow also melted, so now it only has maybe half of the ballsy part. The rest oozed out all over my other stuff.

I recommend using a condom with this toy if you are going to be sharing it. I also recommend it as it could help make cleaning it less harsh on the toy, and keep it from peeling and getting nasty.

The length of this that can actually be inserted is about 5 1/2 inches. It is 1 1/2 inches diameter. Overall the dildo is 6 1/4 inches long. The Ballsy can also be used with anal play, as it has the balls on the end which would keep the dildo from getting stuck.

Apparently this thing feels realistic. I guess if you want to try a realistic Jell-O scented dildo, there’s nothing stopping you. I personally will just stick with my boyfriend, though.

It is apparently offensive to boyfriends who are being jerks to hit them with a floppy dildo.

I neglected the UR3 ballsy for the summer, so it sat alone in its own plastic box in my closet. Apparently it decided to melt the rest of the way. Now I have this weird looking melted pile of junk. Thankfully, I suppose, when I go to throw it out, it won't look like I threw out a dildo.