The Vac-U-Lock Realistic Dong is a life-like dildo made my Doc Johnson. According to the box, it was molded from an actual cock; based on how amazing this product looks, I wouldn't doubt that statement!

Doc Johnson has a whole line of Vac-U-Lock products, which allows you to purchase a harness and use a variety of different dildos. If you choose to use the system in this manner, you may want to consider purchasing The Vac-U-Lock Plug With Snaps, along with one of the various Vac-U-Lock harnesses.

However, you do not have to use the entire Vac-U-Lock system in order to derive pleasure from this product. The Realistic Dong can be used by itself for vaginal and anal penetration; the testicles act as a flared based, which provides extra safety. Additionally, the product is compatible with many other O-ring harnesses. Personally, I own Sportsheets' Vibrating Corset Harness; the products worked perfectly well together.

Additionally, since this dildo is so realistic, you could use it for oral sex. Whether you are teasing your partner or having someone give you a faux blowjob, the dong would make the activity appear realistic.

Overall, this product is extremely versatile and can be used with a partner or solo. The size and design also makes it great for beginners and advanced users alike.

The product listing on EdenFantasys says that the Vac-U-Lock Realistic Dong is made of rubber. According to the package, the product is comprised of PVC, or more specifically Sil-a-Gel.



PVC is a low-maintenance plastic material that is commonly used in products. It is pretty durable and completely safe to use in water. However, PVC is only rated at a 2 on the EF material safety guide.

Sil-A-Gel is a type of PVC, which is soft and smooth (making the product feel so realistic). The best part is that the material is free of latex, phthalates, and cadmium. Cadmium is used in most PVC products and is thought to cause cancer; however, as mentioned, this metal is not present in Sil-A-Gel. For this reason, Sil-A-Gel ranks higher in safety than PVC and is given a 5.

Another great thing about Sil-A-Gel is that it is extremely flexible. As you can see in the picture below, I was able to basically fold the cock in half. I did have to apply pressure in order to get it to remain in this position, so no need to worry about it being too bendy or squishy.



Although Sil-A-Gel has come great characteristics, there are three main downfalls:

The first is the odor. Even after thoroughly washing this product, the smell was quite strong. If you were to put the product in your mouth, the taste is just as strong.

The second issue is that while Sil-A-Gel is anti-bacterial, it is semi-porous. This means that, for added safety, a condom should be used if the toy is shared with another person or used in different bodily orifices.

Lastly, Sil-A-Gel is a complete dust magnet. Within minutes of opening the package, there was dust and other debris on it. In order to keep the product clean, it should be kept in a closed bag, box, or other storage device.

The measurements given on the main product page are accurate. In total length, the Vac-U-Lock Realistic Dong is 7 inches; about 6.25 inches are insertable. You may be able to get a little added length if you maneuver the dildo so that the testicles are pulled back a bit.

The dildo measures 5.25 inches in circumference. So, depending on the manner in which you will be using this dildo, it can be good for people of all advancement levels.

What I love about this dildo are the realistic qualities. Not only does it feel quite life-like, the small details of this product are amazing. Three of the main features I noticed were the urethral opening, the veined shaft, and the wrinkled ball sack.



As mentioned earlier, this product is part of Doc Johnson's Vac-U-Lock system. Therefore, on the bottom of the dildo, there is a circular opening. The hole is designed to insert the Vac-U-Lock plug. However, I let my imagination wander and decided to insert a bullet into the base. I picked the strongest one I own and found it to be quite pleasurable. Most of the vibrations could be felt in the base, rather than the tip, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

I tried this product in a variety of different situations, both for personal pleasure and to be able to write a detailed review. I will note that the product was cleaned thoroughly before and after each use.

First, I used this toy vaginally. While gripping the testicles and using them as a handle, I was able to comfortably thrust. The weight (about one pound) of the product took some time to get used to, but it was well worth it. Once my arm adjusted to the added weight, I was able to try the product in a variety of positions. By far, my favorite was doggy style. Due to the added weight, the tip of the dildo tends to point downward. Therefore, it hit my g-spot perfectly.

Second, I attached the dildo to my harness and had my boyfriend perform a blowjob on the toy. Since the material is flexible, it was rather comfortable in his mouth. His only complaint was the odor.

Third, I put some lubricant on the dildo (both silicone and water-based are safe to use) and rubbed it as if I were giving a handjob. Once again, the realistic quality of the dildo made this experience quite interesting. If I closed my eyes, I would have sworn that I was holding a real cock in my hands. From my boyfriend's perspective, it was a major turn on, once again, due to the life-like design.

Lastly, I used the Vac-U-Lock Realistic Dong anally on my boyfriend. The material is not rigid, so I was able to insert it with ease. Additionally, the material holds lubricant quite well, so there was no need to reapply; this was a major benefit to us! The veined shaft and indent under the head were quite pleasurable; they provided a wonderful textured feel.

Whether this product is used solo or with a partner, the possibilities in function are endless!

It is best to thoroughly clean this toy before and after each use. The various ways to clean it are as follows: anti-bacterial soap and water, toy cleaner spray or wipes, baby wipes, or a mixture of bleach (10% of solution) and water (90%). Do not boil this product; it will ruin the material.

Since this product attracts debris like no other, you'll want to store in some sort of bag or container. I like to store my products in individual zip lock bags, but of course, the choice is yours! Store in a cool place in order to keep the material in the best possible shape.

The packaging is definitely not discreet. Between the giant picture of the product and the words "6 inch Realistic Cock", there is no guessing as to what is inside the box. The dildo itself was placed inside a clear plastic bag, which was then stored inside the cardboard box. You may choose to keep the box to store the product, but I found it to be too bulky, so I recycled the packaging materials.

The back panel does say that the dong is designed "exclusively for use with all Vac-U-Lock system harnesses and accessories". However, as I mentioned, I used this dildo with a harness of my own and it worked just fine!